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You Dont Mess With The Zohan R5 LiNE XviD-KAMERA

Here is some decent copy of “You Dont Mess With The Zohan”. R5 Rip by KAMERA group. Quality is best available so far with line audio. “Smell it, smell it, now take it”… :mrgreen:

Plot: In You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, a comedy from screenwriters Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel (Triumph the Insult Comic Dog), and Judd Apatow (Knocked Up), Sandler stars as Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Dennis Dugan directs.

You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.R5.LiNE.XviD-KAMERA

1CD, 707.05 MB, you.dont.mess.with.the.zohan.r5.line.xvid-kamera
XviD, 640×352, 813kbps, MP3 123kbps
Samples: #1, #2, #3, Video sample
IMDb 5.6/10 (10,309 votes), Homepage, NFO, UploadJockey, Torrent (search)

Comments (231)

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  1. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 14:30

    and finally ,the nfo says – WORK DONE:

    Well firstly i stripped the audio off kamera’s release and ran it through a hiss removal filter in adobe audition…..

    then i needed to muxed it back to the video.

    The video i had to added alot more contrast to it and also change the rgb colours lowering the red and green and increasing the blue.

    Also lowered down the colour slightly and the rgb black base contrast.

    Oh and also the bitrate was really low on kamera’s release …640 i think,which IMO is too low….so this is much better at 961 ;-)

  2. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 14:33
  3. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 14:38
  4. mfc
    July 21st, 2008 | 15:23
  5. mfc
    July 21st, 2008 | 15:25

    TiTLE:

    You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.R5.LINE.DVDR-PMM

    THEATRE DATE: 06.06.08 FORMAT: ISO
    STORE DATE: Dunno COMPLETE: NO
    RLS DATE: 07.20.2008 RAR COUNT: DiSC 86 x 50mb
    SOURCE: PAL AUDiO: ENG LINE

    SUBTiTLES: NONE ViDEO: UNTOUCHED
    MENUS: NO
    CHAPTERS: YES RATED: RATED R
    RUN TIME: 113 mins
    MOViE iNFORMATiON

    GENRE: Comedy
    :D

  6. MMM
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:05

    @ tattoo

    thanks a lot pal !…dlding now … screens looked much better !

    also..cud u plz find english subtitles for this…thanks !

  7. pj
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:21

    STG version out
    better video quality

  8. Skooter
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:31

    Thanks for the eufile link #77!!

  9. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:48

    @137 MMM ,glad to help ,but as of now there r no subtitles .this release ( You Dont Mess With The Zohan R5 XVID-STG) is brighter,better colours,and much higher bitrate .MMM ,r u downloading from the link i gave u? what speeds r u getting??

  10. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:56

    for people who like H.264 format this just got out – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan 2008 R5 LINE H264-KingBen (Kingdom-Release) .details – Language English
    Original Source Rusian DVDR & KAMERA audio
    Total Size 700 MB

    Video Specs

    Format: H.264/MPEG-4 AVC
    Bitrate: 778 kbs
    Encoding: 3 Pass
    Resolution: 704 x 368
    Quality Factor (QF): 0.120[/i]
    Frame Rate: [i]25.000 fps
    Size: 600 mb

    Audio Specs

    Type: mp4a: MPEG-4 AAC LC
    Bitrate: 128 kbs
    Sample Rate: 48000Hz
    Channels: stereo (2/0)
    Size: 100 mb

  11. anon
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:56

    Great job : GOHANZ for the 1 click links!

  12. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 16:59
  13. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 17:13

    @32 i saw the Video Sample. Its bad quality compared to some R5 i’ve seen. Like Jumper for example. I’ll w8

  14. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 17:31

    @144 PT , check my posts no #130 # 131 for You Dont Mess With The Zohan R5 XVID-STG .itd better quality than You.Dont.Mess.With.The.Zohan.R5.LiNE.XviD-KAMERA .click on the screen shots in post #131.

  15. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 17:47

    @146 tattoo79

    Thanks :) i will give it a try. It seems its better from the pictures… Any megaupload links? I guess i will wait fot that. Torrents are slow with me.. only 20kbs…

  16. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 17:52

    STG.. 854 MB? hmmm….

  17. fds
    July 21st, 2008 | 17:56

    Go Israel go!!!!
    kill those mothafcuking muslims. kill the SoB allah.

  18. link
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:08

    so which is better STG or H264? and could some plz upload to rs,mu,ff, or any of the other site can’t do bit from here.

  19. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:09

    PT ,try the download link i have provided .its a very good site ,fast downloads unlike many public torrent sites.

  20. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:12

    @150 link ,if u check my previous posts on this page i have provided the screen shots for both versions.check and decide which looks good and download that.

  21. link
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:24

    @152 thx for the screens now just need the uplds

  22. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:49

    @153 link , download link for You Dont Mess With The Zohan R5 XVID-STG- http://www.rarbg.com/torrents/filmi/download/4187e36f22104d0e4f2e8da7ebdeb5f10bd9ca89/torrent.html . this site has fast download speeds!check it out.

  23. Aeager
    July 21st, 2008 | 18:50

    @149, fds

    Yeah, man, go man, go go go, just show us the pretty face of israelis.

  24. link
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:12

    yeah thx man but I have no setup for torrents so I have to rely on upld sites.

  25. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:13

    @tattoo79
    But its normal 854MB size?

  26. TrainSpotter
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:22

    @154 tattoo79
    Lets see, that link to the torrent from rarbg.com fetches you 5 files:
    SAMPLE\Thumbs.db
    SAMPLE\ZOH3.avi
    ZOH2.avi (847MB)
    ZOH2.part01.sfv
    and
    zohanr5.nfo
    I wonder what we need a Windows system file (Thumbs.db) and a file verification database (for an archive file when there’s no archive) for?
    I smell a “filmi” RAT!

  27. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:31

    @158
    Well.. so can i download it or not? i guess i’m gonna stop it.

  28. Zohan
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:33

    whats a “filmi” rat ?

  29. wgt
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:36

    pleas if is posible the H264 version on DD or at least a sample of that file

  30. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:36

    PT ,there is nothing wrong in downloading the file.if anyone is saying its fake or something else,let them prove it.here i try to help someone by providing links and people doubt my intention.my mistake,i wont post any more links.find them urself.

  31. adam sandler
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:37

    Is the wanted R5 out this week?
    What about Ironman and anything else?
    All R5 release info greatly appreciated.

  32. slysoft corp
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:38

    Is the WANTED R5 out this week?I heard that the date had been changed?
    All info on upcoming R5’s greatly appreciated!

  33. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:42

    and by the way same files has been posted on mininova by a regular uploder there .check urself- http://www.mininova.org/tor/1617028 .if u still dont believe then dont download.i have nothin to gain nor lose ,wheter u download or not!

  34. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:44

    @tattoo79
    sorry m8. I’ll give it a try. But i thought that 854Mb is a reason for a nuke.

  35. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:48

    PT ,actually most of my previous comments r directed towards TrainSpotter ,anyway .yes the size should have been 700mb ,but as long as quality is ok ,who cares and its free.

  36. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:49

    yo tattoo i dont know what your talking about but rabg.com dont got speed at all. do yourelf a favor and search for a good private site. google top private torrent trackers and you will find yourself a better sit.

  37. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:52

    yo tattoo i dont know what your talking about but rabg.com dont got speed at all. do yourelf a favor and search for a good private site. google top private torrent trackers and you will find yourself a better site.

  38. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:53

    @162 wgt ,the only 264 version of this movie i have seen is this You Don’t Mess with the Zohan 2008 R5 LINE H264-KingBen (Kingdom-Release)- http://www.mininova.org/tor/1616954

  39. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:54

    dont got good speed at all lmao who taught me how to spoke right. lol

  40. Zohan
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:57

    “how to spoke right” ?

    dude I think that’s where you definitely have to quit for the day…

  41. wgt
    July 21st, 2008 | 19:59

    found it on warez-bb.org, is the same one but on DD
    you need registration
    http://www.warez-bb.org/viewtopic.php?t=1437106&highlight=

  42. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:06

    yeah zohan i kinda typed that on purpose dude, catch the sarcasm man. lol

  43. Mik8
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:09
  44. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:12

    bam as amatter of fact i am a member of more than 1 private tracker .

  45. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:12

    bam as a matter of fact i am a member of more than 1 private tracker .

  46. link
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:12

    @170 thanx man rs not the best for me but atleast ill be able to dl it b4 the days over.

  47. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:14

    as for u not gettin good speeds on rarbg then there could be other reasons,but till now i have always got near to my max download speeds .

  48. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:16

    good deal tattoo, then you know that the site your preaching sucks right? why would you want someone to go to that site and suffer through those speeds? just a curiosity question not trying to offend you.

  49. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:25

    Anyone else notice that the R5 of wanted was pushed backed to august? that sucks

  50. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:26

    ok some of my posts r getting deleted for no reason,whats up with that?

  51. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:26

    @183 bam
    As a matter of fact im getting good speeds. in mininova i get 20, 30kbs. here im getting 100, 130kbs. BAMg! :D

  52. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:29

    PT glad to hear .ul get even more dependin on ur internet connection speed ,no of seeds etc.glad to help u out .i guess u answered bams doubts/lies.

  53. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:30

    at good site you pull in over 800 kbs

  54. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:33

    PT ,just for ur info that site is based in europe and has a very large no of members and users and believe me i have been able to find torrents there that were not available on many well known private sites.

  55. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:36

    at good site you pull in over 800 kbs .yes ,true ,but do u know that most of then have limited users and u cant join them unless invited or when they open for registering .

  56. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:38

    also everyone does not have 800 kbs download connections .

  57. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:39

    but are those torrents anything that are worth getting? any decent torrent hits everywhere, its the speed that you want. i dont know about you but i like downloading movies in under 10 min

  58. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:46

    like i said only 5 % of internet users have fast speeds like urs,whats the use of joining a site if ur speed is less plus its very hard gettin into such sites.whether torrents r woth gettin depends on what u want .most private sites as far as i know as im a member of more than 8 private trackers r good for new downloads,if one needs older moovies or something else then u either wont find it,or they will have very few seeds.so thats why i use diff sites for diff things.

  59. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:48

    if your dedicated about getting into a site and you keep trying
    soon or later you will get in. Im just trying to open your eyes
    I know a couple of good sites that were open for registration a couple days ago.

  60. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:51

    dude im already a member of more than 8 good private trackers,which is more than enough for me.i know abt private sites.

  61. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:51

    you make a good point there tattoo. different sites are used for different reason.

  62. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:52

    which site u member of?

  63. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 20:58

    alot man. but heads up torrentbyte.net is open for registration good site

  64. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:00
  65. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:05

    small world,as a matter of fact im a member there!

  66. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:10

    Then you know, good site you can pull in good speeds

  67. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:13

    yeah good site

  68. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:14

    also leecherslair

  69. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:16

    also lee**erslair

  70. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:16

    lol yeah i know im a member there too. now hopefully rlolog will delete all are worthless post lol

  71. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:17

    hehehe lol

  72. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:19

    heads up , Felon DVDRIP XVID – STG just posted on lee**erslair

  73. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:20

    well man its been a long chat ,gotta get some food in me.. cya around!

  74. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:22

    theres alot of good sites. i tried that site you were talking about before and i just didnt care for it. I could never get my downloads to go to speak of.

  75. Jim Bean
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:25

    When can we expect English subtitles for this one ?

  76. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:29

    for sure ,lots of good sites ,strange that u didnt get good speeds there,i always max out.but i mainly use it for hard to get movies and music and other stuff .for example i wanted to download and watch this brad pitt movie- Legends Of The Fall (1994), but couldnt get a decent kopy on any of the other sites,but i found it on rarbg.

  77. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:29

    yeah i saw that. good movie . peace

  78. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:30

    peace to u2 bro!

  79. hodad
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:46

    ^Man, you 2 need to hit up the forums or IRC or something. Could you post any more comments tattoo? No one cares which crappy sites you are a member of. And BTW, Stuffies release can’t be nuked for being over sized b/c its not a scene release.

  80. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:50

    sorry man got carried away,yes ur right its non scene and cant be nuked.

  81. tico
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:51

    At Mr. X I a watched it as well and am gonna watch this r5 tonight as well! This movie so friggin funny!

  82. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:51
  83. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 21:53

    DETAILS :
    ===== File Info =====
    FileSize : 728M
    PlayTime : 01:44:03.493
    VideoCount : 1
    AudioCount : 1
    ===== Video Info =====
    Video 0# Stream
    VideoCodec : XVID
    VideoWidth : 608 pixels
    VideoHeight : 320 pixels
    VideoFrameRate : 23.976fps
    VideoFrameCount : 149694
    VideoBitRate : 845
    ===== Audio Info =====
    Audio 0# Stream
    AudioCodec : MP3
    AudioBitRate : 128000
    AudioChannels : 2
    AudioSampleRate : 48000

  84. Shanon
    July 21st, 2008 | 22:05

    Subtitles please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. TrainSpotter
    July 21st, 2008 | 22:09

    For all that question my comments @158; The only useful files that that torrent link points to are the 847MB .avi, the .nfo and (if you really want it) “ZOH3.avi” sample.
    There is no reason that a file named Thumbs.db, or anything.sfv should be included in the download.
    I elected NOT to D/L those elements of the torrent, and it plays very nicely without them, so we need to ask why did the unneeded elements get included in the first place? Was it a mistake, and they just got carried over from a folder where files were unrared, or is there something contained in the.db and .sfv files we don’t want on our computers?
    I took the safe route and elected NOT to D/L these elements – don’t slam me for pointing this out to the rest of this group; I’m trying to help you all, including whoever created the torrent with STRANGE ELEMENTS contained in it.
    By the way, Thanks to STG for fixing-up this release – GREAT JOB!

  86. Dr Zoidberg
    July 21st, 2008 | 22:16

    Can’t find English subtitles for this movie…

  87. bam
    July 21st, 2008 | 22:16

    i would get stg torrent of this movie 10 times better

  88. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:15

    @ tattoo79

    just finished dl 1h ago. Better quality than kamera. Thanks man. see you around.

  89. Mr.Hani
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:22

    Sub English please I don’t Understand anything of Them

  90. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:22

    PT ur welcome ,by the way what speed did u get while downloading? and whats ur net connections max download speed?

  91. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:25

    TrainSpotter ,i checked those files with both kaspersky antivirus and nod32 antivirus , thay r not harmful.the guy probably left the files there after extracting.

  92. PT
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:31

    @ tattoo
    i got max 200. I’ve got a 3MB ADSL line.

  93. tattoo79
    July 21st, 2008 | 23:42

    cool.i got around 400.not a bad site eh?

  94. PT
    July 22nd, 2008 | 00:00

    @tattoo79
    what da f ck is that torrentbytes site? ive tried to sign up and there was always some error.
    F c k man.. is that a site to stole your email or passwords? Right after i tried to sign up i’ve recieved an invite in my msn, than i talked to the “person” and it was a PORNO BOT! some program that was writing me saying she was horny and that if i wanted to see her she would say me a secret. obviously to get in a site and use credit card. WTF??? Shame on you if your connected to that site.

  95. hodad
    July 22nd, 2008 | 01:23

    sorry for bein pissy. what private sites have the best freeleech that you use? IPtorrents has killer freeleech.

  96. zannack
    July 22nd, 2008 | 07:37

    finally i will laugh like a dragon :)

  97. MMM
    July 22nd, 2008 | 09:03

    @ tattoo

    got my max speed on rarbg links u posted…video wayyyy better than kamera…but dunno y every1’s picking up kamera’s audio…audio is seriously OK… anyways…gr8 rls !..thanks for the info !…..if and when u get english subs plz post..coz adam’s accent is kinda wacko n hard to understand…thanks again !

  98. tattoo79
    July 22nd, 2008 | 10:41

    @232 PT ,dude the site is called http://www.torrentbytes.net .maybe u went to wrong site.it is a genuine private torrent site and has been around for long time. i myself am a member.u can ask anyone abt the authenticity of the site on any torrent related open forum !

  99. tattoo79
    July 22nd, 2008 | 11:01

    @232 PT ,read this pls – http://www.zeropaid.com/links/bittorrent/index.php?pge=14&id=2&order=&private= . its a listing of top torrent sites in the world along with details and rating(including torrentbytes.net)

  100. jimbobstoner
    July 22nd, 2008 | 11:19

    Fantastic picture quality but the sound changes throughout the movie – I give the sound 6/10, picture 10/10

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