Witless Protection DVDRip XviD-DiAMOND
How this release never got posted is something beyond me as not only is it a DiAMOND rip, but its a movie that we’ve been waiting for quite some time since only a CAM has been available :/ . I sort of wanted to see this after viewing the trailer, but I’m shocked to see that this received a whopping 1.6 rating on IMDB, making it the 10th worst movie on the website
But hey at least DiAMOND is getting more movies out there as lately the NeDiVx crew has been getting stuff out pretty early as well.
Quality: Pretty typical quality for a 1CD DVDRip with a standard res of 624×352 and a video bitrate of 828kbit/s. Usual MP3 audio is included, and as with every DMD release; English, French, and Spanish subs are present
DVDR: Witless.Protection.DVDR-Replica .::. NFO .::. As usual we can enjoy a nice DVDR from Replica
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.

Genre: Comedy
Ratings: IMDB 1.6/10 (1,592 votes) RT 00%
Directed by: Charles Robert Carner
Starring: Larry The Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, Omar Dykes
Release Name: Witless.Protection.DVDRip.XviD-DiAMOND
Size: 1CD, 700MB
Video Quality: DVDRip, XViD, 624×352, 828kbps, 23.976 FPS
Audio Quality: MP3 2CH, 153kbps
Runtime: 95 minutes
Filename: dmd-witlessp
Links: IMDB, RT, Homepage, NFO, Trailer
Samples: #1, #2, #3, Video Sample
Torrent: TPB Search
NZB: Newzleech
Poster: 1300×2004

Comments(74)
apparently this movie sucked really bad… not worth the download.
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Was a funny movie hope is a good rip
Too bad Larry the cable guy is a pompous fool and one of the many reasons why Americans look like such blithering idiots.
Larry The Cable Guy needs shooting. If he is in a film, it will suck. Who keeps putting him in films?
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thank you for the upload
all i have to say is that i was surprised by that health inspector movie.. i expect the same kinda funny from this.. great stuff! good find – about time!
Any news on shutter R5 or Dvdrip
why when i have posted a nzb twice now for this movie has it been removed have i done something wrong
EDIT: I included a link to the nzb in the post, so your link is useless. You’re kind of like that guy that posts RS links to the sample only after I post that same thing in the post.
@9
The R5 of Shutter wasn’t scheduled for May, so maybe June, but if not the retail date for the US is July 15th, so expect a DVDRip at the very beginning of July =/
Quit with the spoilers in the posts. We now know the twist in the film so its pretty much ruined… nearly every movie thats posted here is the same. PLEASE STOP Marceli.
WTF are you talking about? There weren’t any spoilers in the post or any of my comments.
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well forgive me marcelli im my own guy trying to give your commenters a little more choice and has for being like the guy who posts a sample is he not helping them out to well in future then if you post an nzb ill not bother i only did it to help out
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ps this has been out for a VERY long time where were you guys?
anyway enjoy them day old link….
Thanks Boyer for Flyupload I get 2.5 Megabites per second on that site
thank you for the rapidshare links.
oh and by the way marcelli at 3.20 i posted the nzb for this movie,in the post for the list if you check it says the list 2007 nzb also witless protection nzb so sorry mate you hadnt posted it then so they got anyways,
I don’t think a movie of this limited complexity can have spoilers, but the post does say almost exactly what is going to happen in the movie, besides the crappy redneck jokes, and if you r going to watch this remember weed helps alot
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EDIT: I did read what I wrote, and if you’re referring to the synopsis; I took that from IMDB. The usual person would have figured out that since a synopsis is basically one huge spoiler of the movie, but I guess you never got that far now did you?
and before you edit my posts read this these are not my rules there releaselogs rules.
Feel free to post your Witless Protection DVDRip XviD-DiAMOND torrent, subtitles, samples, free download, quality, NFO, Rapidshare, crack, serial, requirements or whatever-related comments here.
@21
wtf are you still on about? you posted to the same thing as I did in the post and you call that giving someone a choice?
it says i can in black and white so if i have a movie for your commenters that i want to post i have the permission to it says so at the top of the page,and has for choice 2 is a choice 1 as you have put it is all anyone is allowed.and if you dont like that well feckin well ban me then
Marceli, instead of editing people’s comments you might want to take some notice of what those people actually say. Being a staff member doesn’t mean you can act like god.
Or you might add a working torrent link…
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1457587
Copy, paste and download!
1.6/10 on IMDB?!?! Yeah, I think I’ll pass.
@23 SAME LINK AS Marceli POST.. UNDERSTAND THAT !
1.6? Amazing. It’s in the bottom 10 on IMDB!
thanks boyer for the adrive!!!
Boyer thank you for the great post!
Where the hell is Roscoe Jenkins?!?!?!?!?!?
Anyone got subs for this movie?!
So,
The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.
Isn’t a spoiler?
Rapidshare Subpack anyone?
I downloaded from http now I can’t find the subpack :’(
Balls to Marceli’s links – I always dl from comments.
I really forgot about this movie.. I saw the ads for it but now I see the movie is out I am left wondering what the hell happened to it in theatres?
Marceli’s barely literate, though, so doesn’t realize that he posted a spoiler.
What’s the point in watching this movie now?
I’ve been wanting to see this for quite awhile now – i hope it doesnt stick with what people think about it..
its a OK movie. dont trust imdb ratings. imdb ratings are joke. it got low votes because of ‘Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)’
ah mennn Larry sucks man!
Trust IMDB ratings… this is garbage.
thanks for the upload
IMDB 1.6
Think i’ll download sumthing else!
RT 00%
Thats enough for me
Bah, most movies are wrong with the ratings, anyway. It’s all preferences, I like a lot of movies that came out in theatres that got horrible ratings on IMDB, and they were really good.
And Marceli never spoiled anything, fruit loop. He wrote what’s in the trailer, which is exactly what I tell the guests at the movie theatre I work at.
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w00t #10 in the worst 100
Jenny McCarthy’s only in this for about five minutes…….so any Jenny fans will be disappointed..
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Same request for the sub packs.I can’t find them anywhere.I really like idxs and subs.
He didn’t spoil anything,I got that much from the trailers on t.v when this was in theaters.
Are you kidding me? Is the site ran by hillbillies? I’m waiting on info for This Christmas and Roscoe Jenkins ( that I ended up finding on other sites before u guys) and as soon as Witless Protection is upped its on the page.
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“How this release never got posted is something beyond me….”
“this received a whopping 1.6 rating on IMDB, making it the 10th worst movie on the website.”
lol, fail to see the obvious again?
Just watched it and now my eyes will not stop bleeding, it’s a very poor film.
the actress looks like she has a really smelly butt hole.
Finally!! I found this at plubeDOTcom. Why isn’t it posted here yet? Thanks to original poster.
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Witless Protection is the most funny and surprisingly smart comedy to come out of Hollywood in some time. Liberals will hate this movie, since there are some subtle jabs at the whole culture of modern liberalism. but for the rest of us, it’s an extremely enjoyable flick.
Larry the Cable Guy, Redneck Nonpareil. But what grabbed my attention about Witless Protection even before I saw it was the schadenfreude and scapegoating that greeted this movie’s release. Commentators on its IMDb message board brag about not having seen it, while competing for how low they can rate the movie. They disparage as mental defectives, rednecks, infants and senile anyone who could like a Larry the Cable Guy movie, complain that it “ridicules other cultures,” revel in its bad opening weekend as proof of their critical acumen, and express heartfelt wishes that anyone associated with this movie’s production are unemployed in the future.
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Bosnian co-star Ivana Milicevic
I think this is more than the usual Internet sniping. Whether Witless Protection was a good movie became beside the point for me. This sort of spiraling reaction to an entertainment – written in echoes Orwell described as duckspeak – scares the crap out of me as a harbinger of a totalitarianism where conformity is mandatory and laughter is permissible only by an approved class. Comedy is the canary-in-the-coal-mine of a free society. When it becomes politically dangerous to laugh, we’re in more peril than anyone can usually imagine. If there’s anything political about this movie, it’s hard for me to figure out why it would be more offensive on the left than the right. Its comedy targets are the same as Michael Moore’s – the overzealousness of Homeland Security, corruption in the federal government and corruption in big business. Witless Protection could even get some brownie points from PETA for Larry the Cable Guy’s kindness to animals. It also strikes me that if Larry the Cable Guy were black, he’d have the same audience as Martin Lawrence. As a member of the WGA, I got most of this past season’s critically acclaimed movies as free screeners. I found a large number of them tediously naturalistic and tendentiously nihilistic. As an act of what used to be called a liberal sensibility, perhaps best expressed by the comedy stylings of Lenny Bruce – and out of a sense that a movie should be judged not by its trailer but by sitting through it all the way – I paid cash to see Witless Protection. You should, too. I don’t know precisely who gets pissed off when movies made for ordinary Americans find an audience, but I’m pretty sure I want them to be.
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Well said #66..if the The Jerk (1979)was released today ,just imagine the racist comments the reviewers would attach to this classic comedy. Thats right comedy..Stupid stuff that makes us laugh.No need to over analyze the plot or characters ..just sit back and enjoy. Larry will never be no Steve Martin, John Belushi,Chris Farley or John Candy but the premise is universal..Comedy is an escape from reality ..Characters are put in unrealistic situations with plots and storylines to match..Dumb and Dumber with a 7.0 IMDB rating is a classic…
Larry is a stupid character …He and Jenny cant act to save thier lives ..thats whats funny..
This movie could have been a lot funnier
Larry just isnt funny. He has a few decent lines and some parts of his movies were OK but I just dont see him sticking around. Having a slogan like Get er done will only get you so far and last for so long.
I really changed my views on him when I saw his original acts and he was a clean cut, whiny sounding, unfunny stand up. I find it strange he keeps that Larry act even off stage-for years now. He has to know once the base of his fans know he really grew up a rich spoiled brat that his act would lose its spunk. Just sayin’.
what a stupid white movie. horrible! damn rednecks going mainstream i see..
omg what a poor movie…us movie culture at it´s best
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