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Witless Protection CAM XViD-CAMERA

A third new cam of this weekend is a release of an awfully rated comedy Witless Protection from group CAMERA. Starring Larry the Cable Guy in the main role, this movie has a dirty-low 1.7 points at IMDB and critics hate it even more. The low quality of this cam is even more obvious because it was nuked for being interlaced. This is a release only for total time wasters…

The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.

Witless.Protection.CAM.XViD-CAMERA

1 CD, 700 MB, cam-wp
IMDB (1.7), trailer, nfo, torrent

Comments (47)

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  1. donkey
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:22

    1.7 on IMDB? hahaha, almost makes me want to see it

  2. Witful man
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:28

    Thanks, this is a superb release of a fantastic movie!

  3. blitz
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:31

    YEAH, I HAVE TO HAVE THIS! haahahahaha

  4. Cake Mania 2 Cake Maniac
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:40

    People desperate enough to download this (a terrible copy of a terrible movie) need to get themselves boyfriends/girlfriends/jobs/hobbies/cake mania 2/a life.

  5. welitis
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:48

    Usually if I don’t see samples here I’ll go to vcd, but they don’t have any either!!!

  6. Levelred
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:50

    I appreciate the effor and also sad as well..

  7. metroplex2k7
    March 2nd, 2008 | 16:52

    Dudes c’mon, its a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy. Of course its not gonna win oscars, This is meant for people who like Larry’s comedy, which I do. So dont think of it as “Oh, this sucks cause of the IMDB, you gotta think of it as “I like Larry the Cable Guy, so this should be funny!”

  8. dilligaf
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:01

    get ‘er done!

  9. lol dude
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:01

    yeah last i saw larrys “delta force” or whatever name that movie had about us soldiers invading to mexico instead of irak :D and it was quite funny, but w8ing for r5 or dvdscr

  10. Sinterklaas
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:03

    Larry the cable guy isn’t funny at all :P

  11. Mufec
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:05

    feel embarassed but any links.. LOL

  12. lol
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:10
  13. lol
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:11

    Sample:
    cam-wp-sample.avi
    http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=1e221bd

  14. seethis
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:14

    a lot of people will watch this on dvd, because of the cast…

    jenny mccarthy is smartly sexy, ivana milicevic sells sex, peter stormare & joe mantegna are cool, eric roberts is whatever, and not only is this yaphet kotto’s firts film in seven years, but he also plays alonzo mosley, the same character he played twenty years ago in midnight run !!!

  15. Mufec
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:31

    thanks lol

  16. TitoWorshipper
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:34

    You know, I just found out like 3 days ago that the entire Larry persona is fake! I guess I’m out of the loop but I always thought he really did act/talk like that. On IMDB they have links to his old acts when he was clean shaven and talks like a f@g yuppie. I couldnt believe he keeps that persona even off stage. Weird.

  17. yan
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:47

    this thread is too lateeee!!!!!!!!!

  18. yan
    March 2nd, 2008 | 17:55

    Senior.Skip.Day.DVDSCR.XviD-PreVail is lastest

  19. GLASSCITYPLAYER419
    March 2nd, 2008 | 18:08
  20. johnny
    March 2nd, 2008 | 18:32

    any sex scenes involved

  21. kim
    March 2nd, 2008 | 18:34

    adrive please

  22. JIBJIB
    March 2nd, 2008 | 18:50

    I recently watched the roast of Jeff Foxworthy. Larry the idiot, err, I mean cable guy was on it. He is NOT funny. GIT ER DONE is not funny. He is the worst redneck I have ever seen. His jokes fall flatter than Gwen Stefani’s boobs.

    How this jagoff gets in so much stuff is beyond me. What a moron. This is one guy who’s career needs to end. NOW.

  23. johnny
    March 2nd, 2008 | 19:39

    any sex scenes from jenny

  24. larry fan
    March 2nd, 2008 | 20:10

    @ everyone with hateful remarks towards larry
    he knows his act is stupid and thats why he does it because havent you heard even bad publicity is still publicity. also @#4 i have a life, a wife, a job, and i am in school for a trade but i use stupid comedy’s to get away from life and stupid arseholes on a daily basis!

  25. paul
    March 2nd, 2008 | 20:29

    i really dont understand this site – you run it dont you martin? so no-ones forcing you to post rubbish, but you still do! you post a crappy cam of a film no-one cares about which everyone hates and you admit all of that in your post. why?! this is your site isnt it?! post something worthwhile!

    i’d rather see no posts on here for a a few hours or even a whole day if it means that the stuff that does get posted is top quality.

    (edited to remove profanity in case my post is blocked)

  26. yo momma
    March 2nd, 2008 | 20:36

    @ 26 paul

    Rlslog posts w/e is released by scene. So if its something good like Michael Clayton or something like HSM2 *barf* it gets an article on here anyway.

    Since scene grps pre whatever they cna get first, they don’t care if its a good movie or not. Since this site bases its articles on whats released in the scene crappy movies may be posted as well…

  27. paul
    March 2nd, 2008 | 21:23

    yeah i know what the site does but i’m saying it *shouldnt* do that – the guys running it should choose what to post better.

    you’re not entirely right anyway, if you were and they posted eveything released then we’d have hundreds of posts a day wouldnt we – so theres definitely some kind of thought going into what gets posted and what doesnt, it just seems like the standards of what makes the cut are getting lower and lower lately, ( like they added a new guy and all he posted was his god-awful music tastes – i suppose he was at least using his brain to decide what to post instead of choosing randomly)

    i personally thought the point of a site like this was all the crap got weeded out by the posters, if i wanna see everything all in one go i’ll go to a scene release site or a torrent site or something, not here.

  28. hawla
    March 2nd, 2008 | 21:52

    argh more of those redneck comedy crap, i have NO idea why damn movie companies even give money to make these kinda movies

  29. Cake Mania 2 Cake Maniac
    March 2nd, 2008 | 22:05

    @25 – Ah, but do you have Cake Mania 2? Check the games section of RLSLOG and download it. Then you won’t need to watch this.

    Yay for Cake Mania 2!

  30. scenery
    March 2nd, 2008 | 22:09

    Paul,
    be glad this site makes report of this crap.
    Most of the times there are samples included, unfortunately not this time.
    Mark my words: just stay away from cams, or rls’s from Camera especially. Make that Prevail, Camera, ndn, jjxvid etc.

    This site is about scene releases, and yes- crap gets pre’d even in the scene. ;)

    boo-fcking-woo

  31. SinlessLinks
    March 2nd, 2008 | 23:00
  32. Outsidemywindow
    March 2nd, 2008 | 23:41

    Health food Inspector was very good
    Delta Farce was one of the worst movies I have ever4 seen.
    Hopefully this movie will be OK.
    Weed is probably a must.
    That’s why I don’t watch comedies it the theater, they wont let you smoke joints in the theater.

  33. 8==D
    March 3rd, 2008 | 01:23

    Larry the Cable Guy acts like a dumb redneck because he realized that dumb rednecks will spend their money to go see movies and comedy shows, performed by a dumb redneck, about being a dumb redneck.

    Granted, I’m sure that a small percentage of his audience statistically must have a reading-comprehension level above the 6th grade, so if you’re that guy, then don’t get offended – just realize who you’re surrounded by.

  34. Beowulf
    March 3rd, 2008 | 01:58

    #28 says my thoughts exactly. If I want to see everything without some previous quality control, I’ll just head to nforce or something.

  35. naztyazfuk
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:03

    after i watch this,i’am going to watch hee-haw.THEN DO MY SISTER ,DAMN REDNECKS!

  36. naztyazfuk
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:06

    HE PROBABLY GIT-HER DONE ,WHEN IT COMES TO HIS SISTER

  37. mztv
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:15

    i hate cams…why waste time and bandwith?? There’s no point in watching a film where you can hardly tell who the actors are its insane.Down with CAMS!!lol

  38. cyklone
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:34

    More witless southern white trash

  39. John
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:35

    Jenny McCarthy hot as always. Larry the cable guy is annoying because he just perpetuates to be a redneck. Thats why Jeff Foxworthy is my fav out of all the blue comedy collar tour.

  40. cyklone
    March 3rd, 2008 | 02:38

    The blue collar comedy is why the world has no respect for us.
    They perpetuate the ignorance in this country

  41. Dirk Bongo
    March 3rd, 2008 | 08:40

    I’d rather peform a sex act on my grandmother than watch this film – and she’s been dead for 15 years.

    I think it’s time to ignore CAM releases.
    They were never very good and they never will be – why bother?

  42. Tito
    March 3rd, 2008 | 08:58
  43. Piero
    March 3rd, 2008 | 13:32

    It’s the exact contrary, I think.
    To be able to laugh, to sublimate errors of the past in an absolute parody is the firs sign of national “health”.
    What is really depressing in America today (imho)is the “gangsta” culture.
    They don’t laugh much, do they?
    I’m not American, of course.

  44. rapidshare
    March 3rd, 2008 | 21:16
  45. Vapor
    March 5th, 2008 | 00:11

    i wish the guy would have stopped molesting the cam

  46. Olegdr
    March 5th, 2008 | 08:24

    When instead of seeing the name of the lead actor in the credits you see the name of his character, it’s a pretty good clue the movie is gonna rather worthless.

  47. Dan Active
    March 5th, 2008 | 20:38

    Can’t say I love all their movies, but Lionsgate’s publicity dept. sure comes up with some great poster art (remember the posters for “Good Luck Chuck”?).

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