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Incoming Limited movie! Sometimes they are real diamonds sometimes they just suck. Well in this movie, Morgan Spurlock was involved as a producer (SuperSize Me, Where In the World Is Osama Bin Laden?) so it has some potential.
Synopsis: From producer Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) and director Rob VanAlkemade, “What Would Jesus Buy?” examines the commercialization of Christmas in America while following Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping Gospel Choir on a cross-country mission to save Christmas from the Shopocalypse (the end of humankind from consumerism, over-consumption and the fires of eternal debt.)
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Lol what would jesus buy.. should be interesting
That Joystick made me download it!
I saw the trailer to this. Looks really interesting
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Vomit already released a DVDRIP for this movie over 3 months ago. Was something wrong with that copy?
Is he playing Mass Effect??? Jesus wouldn’t DRM infested games!
does anybody know of any torrents for Where In the World Is Osama Bin Laden?
i’ve looked everywhere and couldnt find it
imdb says it came out in april for USA
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Is this better than Mass Effect?
jesus would download lots of stuffs from rlslog.
I think Jesus would definitely own a 360.
I know Jesus wouldn’t buy a wired 360 controller.
erm….
theres no god.
…..next
Jesus would buy an Xbox 360 and then get the red ring of death and have to argue with microsoft for 3 months to try and get a replacement…
Shopocalypse… did you guys just make that up? oh i bet thats in the bible too. you buy if you wanna buy. its a free country, what does the church want to do now? stop us from buying candy on Christmas eve? religion is (comes to a pause).
Still hooked on Halo 3. What is Mass Effect?
(I bought the Halo Edition 360 btw)
Jesus would buy GTA IV
why would he do dat when he can create miracles!!!!
Has “Step Up 2″ been released on DVD yet? Releaselog only has a cam version of this movie. Why hasn’t it been posted online yet? I guess I’ll just have to rent this one. Man, I haven’t rented a movie in AGES!
Step Up 2?
My god – you utter, utter moron.
I think he would buy Diablo 2
@21 Theo
What he hell am I a moron for? I’m just asking whether or not a decent version of Step Up 2 has been released over the internet yet. Don’t be rude. Instead, why not just simply be helpful and answer my question, if you can.
@16 Oldarney
While the focus of this doc maybe a religous group, the issue at hand is certainly not religous.
The mass comercialisation of every aspect of our lives is something that really bothers me and I am not a religous person.
If my kids wanted an xbox 360 for christmas, I would get them a nes and then lmao. Then I would sit at my watercooled alienware pc and play crysis on my 30″ lcd with my triple 9800gtx’s. Kids are too spolied nowadays, then need to understand that they can have nice things when they get freakin jobs! Stupid kids. Ohhhh, I really want a nes now.
@23
Nah, he’s right. You’re a moron.
Step Up 2. Seriously?
Searles—Step Up 2 was released as a DVD-SCR a couple months back
http://www.rlslog.net/step-up-2-the-streets-dvdscr-xvid-hls/
and has a dvd release date of July 15th, so it should be available as a dvd-rip by the beginning of july the latest…
Step Up 2????
+1 for the moron statement
@Sevren .
This is not the same release as VOMit , VOMit released a DVDSCR , this is a DVDRIP and plus LIMITED , but to tell you the truth , I dont know if it has anything different from the DVDSCR version.
Does anyone knows if this is avaiable as a torrent ? I cannot find it anywhere…
Jesus would buy a PS3 because it’s simply better and has more attractive titles than the box.
I would not buy this movie. Saw it a few months back and Rev Billy is the most annoying man on my dad’s green earth.
I agree that anybody who would want to see Step Up 2 is an enormous idiot and should shoot themselves in the head immediately.
Tuesday, 25 February 1997
Picard:
Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?
Geordi:
Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.
Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
Riker [puzzled]
What the hell is Microsoft?
Data [turns to explain]
Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called Windows, through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate.
Picard:
But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won’t they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?
Data:
Yes, Captain. But when Windows detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an upgrade. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions.
Picard:
Excellent work. This is even better than that unsolvable geometric shape idea.
. . . . 15 Minutes Later . . .
Data:
Captain, we have successfully installed the Windows in the Borg’s command unit. As expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all available resources. However, we have not received any confirmation of the expected upgrade.
Geordi:
Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity, but we still have no indication of an upgrade to compensate for their increase.
Picard:
Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is something we have missed.
Data:
Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the upgrade. Appearently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards.
Riker:
Captain, we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F!
Geordi: [excited]
Wait, Captain! Their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0% !
Picard:
Data, what do your scanners show?
Data: [studying displays]
Appearently the Borg have found the internal Windows module named Solitaire, and it has used up all available CPU capacity.
Picard:
Lets wait and see how long this Solitaire can reduce their functionality.
. . . . Two Hours Pass . . .
Riker:
Geordi, what is the status of the Borg?
Geordi:
As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more Windows modules from something called the Microsoft Fun-Pack.
Picard:
How much time will that buy us?
Data:
Current Borg solution rates allow me to predict an interest time span of 6 more hours.
Geordi:
Captain, another vessel has entered our sector.
Picard:
Identify.
Data:
It appears to have markings very similar to the Microsoft logo…
[over the speakers]
This is admiral Bill Gates of the Microsoft flagship MONOPOLY. We have positive confirmation of unregistered software in this sector. Surrender all assets and we can avoid any trouble. You have 10 seconds to comply.
Data:
The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid-shaped objects.
Picard:
Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft!
Riker:
My God, captain! Those are human beings floating straight toward the Borg ship – with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space?!
Data:
I dont believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doeskin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits.
Riker and Picard, together [horrified]
Lawyers!!
Geordi:
It can’t be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening.
Data:
True, but appearently some must have survived.
Riker:
They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers.
Data:
I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as red tape. It often proves fatal.
Riker:
They’re tearing the Borg to pieces!
Picard:
Turn the monitors off, Data, I cant bear to watch. Even the Borg doesn’t deserve such a gruesome death!
that wasn’t funny.
Would Jesus by a 360 or PS3? How much more exspensive is a PS3 compared to a 360?
you’re all wrong… JESUS WOULD BUY A WII!
Rev billy is a dumb ass. He relies solely on his rhetoric and fails to provide any intellectual backing to his cause. In my opinion he does nothing but harm his cause by condemning people like me who believe the thoughtless shopping habits of Americans is a true and major problem.
Jesus is a PC gamer all the way, no way in hell he would be playing a lame xbox360.
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Thanks!
rofl @ step it up req.
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Well, after finishing buying gifts for everybody I’ll take a look at this movie
Thank alot dudes!!
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What the hell is so funny about wanting to watch the movie “Step Up 2″? It’s not a bad film. The dance choreography is amazing. Plus, my girlfriend wants to see this film.
Jesus would surely wanna get his divine hands on a 9800 GX2.
if god was real this site wouldnt exist
@46
Now, now, where would God get his tech news?
@#37 AoS
“He relies solely on his rhetoric and fails to provide any intellectual backing to his cause.”
Correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t that pretty much any religion’s true philosophy?
Jesus would release Mass Effect in the Scene!
Just bought it because I love my computer to be filled with DRM and its working great on my not so good hardware because its the unreal 3 engine. Now I just need a crack to remove this securom sh*t off my computer!
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Searles, you lie.
Anyone who uses the phrase “The dance choreography is amazing” has no girlfriend.
Step up 2……LMFAO!
@52 GLaDOS
1. No lie.
2. In my opinion, the dance choreography of Step Up 2 IS
amazing.
3. I have a girlfriend. She’s the love of my life. XOXO
4. I don’t care anymore about this whole “Step Up 2″ war.
The Internet is opinionated. Your opinions are always going to be debated, ridiculed, hated upon, etc. by others. Just learn to live with it. Meh.
@48
Touché.
If he conceded to meaning full argument he couldn’t wear his sick preacher outfit anymore.
@54
I’m just poking fun. I haven’t actually dragged myself to watch anything involving Morgan Spurlock, for his concepts seem to point out the blatantly obvious. “Supersize Me” = Your diet shouldn’t consist of McDonalds food, it will kill you. Solution? Don’t eat their garbage daily. “What Would Jesus Buy” = We are a nation driven by consumerism in an attempt to make us happy. One sentence summaries aren’t going to interest me in watching two hours worth of his self bloated rants.
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why does santas make me think of coca cola. damn.
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I always laugh at the “true meaning of christmas” quotes from those cheeky christians. What? You mean the time of year that was originally the Roman Saturnalia, or the Celtic Yule, and you stole from the “pagans” to make up your own little story? (Along with Easter, Halloween (All Saints Day), and many more). Come and say hello to my lions you idiots….
if Jebus was alive today he would be living in Israel and fight for his country against the “arabs”
@61
Me myself and I, on the other hand, think he’d drown the Israeli ppl for stealin someone else’s land
I don’t think the thing we need during a economic downturn is for everyone to stop buying stuff…
@13
Anyone who uses the phrase “The dance choreography is amazing” has no girlfriend.”
LMAO and definitely true
one of the best films i’ve seen this year. it accurately reflects how souless the multinations have made america. there’s no happy endings i’m afraid.
isn’T this more a documentary?
terrible movie. worse than…hot rod you’ll wish you could spend the time you used watching it to hang yourself
I wasnt too impressed when i saw it.
Was more religious happy clappy Gospel singing than actual fact.I actually got a pain in my head from all that singing.
Disappointing.
Old. I uploaded this to http sites several MONTHS ago. This is the best the mighty scene can do?
Jesus wouldn’t have an console since in his time they didn’t have televisions. And he was a normal poor guy he wouldn’t have the money to buy one
@79: come on, if he could walk on water you think he did not have a console?
Step Up 2? Man, you’re so lame.
Excellent… watch, learn and understand!
Don’t let Satan Claws, erhmm Santa Claus, the walking and talking Coca Cola commercial, get a hold on you
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@55 student
Yeah i used to say the same thing about super size me, it seemed super duper obvious. but one day i got bored and watched the copy i had lying around and i really liked it, not just for the take home message but for his filmaking style, i really enjoyed that. so my take home message is: if you have the time and you kind of agree with it, why not see it? get some culture into you
@67 Terrible
That is a shining example of WHY to watch this movie, cause Hot Rod was so f—ing awesome.
In all seriousness, I really liked this movie, its interesting to watch movies about people as much as it is about an idea.
And step up 2??? ultramegaballs
The last lines of this article should have been the ending to the movie. This is pretty disgusting
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