Top Secret 1984 XViD DVDrip iNT-420RipZ
Okay so it’s another slow day, and what better time than to post about an old movie that just got an internal release by group 420RipZ. This is a zany and hilarious movie from the makers of other zany and hilarious movies like AIRPLANE! and the Naked Gun series. If you are a fan of crazy comedies, you know, the ones where you find yourself laughing hysterically and your friend/partner gives you the “Huh?” look, then pure fun is in store!
Synopsis: Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker–of AIRPLANE! and NAKED GUN fame–wrote and directed this genre-hopping slapstick juggernaut which lampoons World War II spy films and Elvis movies, making many other satirical stops along the way. East Germany is planning a cultural festival, and invites rock-and-roll singer Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) (but only after Leonard Bernstein can’t make it). The festival, however is a mere distraction so that the Germans can launch a secret attack on a submarine fleet without being detected. Nick soon finds himself involved with the French resistance, encountering slapstick gags and film parodies every time he turns around.

Genre: Action/Comedy/Romance
IMDB rating: 7.0 (14,115 votes)
RT rating: 74%
Directed by: Jim Abrahams, David & Jerry Zucker
Starring: Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge, Peter Cushing
Release Name: Top.Secret.1984.XViD.DVDrip.iNT-420RipZ
Size: 1 CD, 700 MB
Quality: DVDRip, XviD, 560×304, video 915k, audio 158k @ MP3
Runtime: 90 minutes
Filename: ts.1984-420ripz
Links: IMDB, Trailer
NFO: Here
Torrent: NewTorrents

Wow. Been a long time since I saw this. Downloading!
lol another g@y movie post by Bleez keep up the good work!
3rd!
Sorry,
that was really
immature of me.
seriously ?
hhhhhhhhh

this film is older than me
Great film !!
Verv Verry funny
Thanks!
THIS MOVIE IS SO DAMN FUNNY!
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This is a great movie, by David Zucker (Scary Movie 3+4). Totally worth the download.
“Okay so it’s another slow day, and what better time than to post about an old movie…” i know a better thing: why don’t you post about the new mythbusters?
Yea, i love these 80s comedies! If you ask me the films from the 80s are allot better than mst of todays films, not picture quality wise but actually film quality. These films seem to have heart, not like todays films that are glorified clones! lol
Dont get me wrong i watch and i like todays films but theres something about the 80s films that hard to find in todays films. Before you ask im only 22, yea i was born in the 80s but im only realy discovering some jems from that era and yea, this film is older than me too! lol
Thanks for the info rlslog!
the anal intruder
if you liked this movie then try to get AIRPLANE and THE NAKED GUN.they are a couple of funny ones too.
Nice coincidence, I saw this movie a week back
ViSiTor - I totally agree man, I am 30 and I just LOVE those movies! Today I am only diggin few ones like those of Robert Rodriguez.
Thank you SOOOOOO much, I have been wanting to see this film for a while.
classic…
What does it mean when it’s an internal release?
Woo I love the Airplane/Naked Gun kind of films.
Silly but somewhat witty at the same time. I had this on dvd somewhere but lost it
@10
Thanks for rapidshare
Robert Rodriguez? you seem to like the trendy sh!t
@ teenslasher
(Sorta off-topic, but the facts needed to be told…
)
You know who you are
Well, if you really, really like Rob’s movies, this news will certainly make your day.
For all of you that live in Canada….
http://themovienetwork.ca/details/?47189
and for all of you that live in the U.S.
http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=movie_detail&vid=4217964&eid=-1
The best quality you’re gonna get for a while, until someone puts up the HQ rip of the broadcast, of course.
“Uh huh. Uh huh. I see. Let us know if there is any change in his condition.”
“Well?”
“He’s dead.”
anyone got this on megashares?
Brilliant film.
‘You dropped your phoney dog poop.”
“What phoney dog poop?”
And the reversed scene with Peter Cushing and his massive eye. Fanatastic. If you haven’t seen this film, download it now.
10x from Brazil!
Remembering my childhood
Great Movie indeed ;D
“How silly can you get?”
Usenet NZB:
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Great, an 80s movie. Does this one have that fat idiot John Candy eating a steak or dressed up as a dog? That fat idiot died when he choked on a steak. What a moron.
80s movies suck so hard. You know like the bullshiznit Lampoon movies with the “Griswold” family and all those movies i effin hate them!!!! John Candy was a fat bastard who died chokin on a steak.
great movie, but hardly worth wasting bandwidth for. like most folks here, i am more interested in movies released in the last 24 hrs, not 24 years
@31 I watch you when you sleep!
@33: So i guess you are not only fat, but also a pervert who likes to watch sleeping men, while you are chokin on a steak. What a douchebag.
awesome stuff!
does anyone know any recent tv shows or movies that are that kind of funny?
i mean scream 3 + 4 were pretty lame, the last good ones i saw were hot shots, loaded weapon and a few not as good leslie nielsen flicks…
This is what caused the death of John Candy.What a moron, a complete douchebag. He can only blame himself for chokin on that steak and dying.Well theres a good side to it, we don’t have to see his crappy movies anymore. Thank heavens for that!
@ #31 & 34
I have masturbated many guys while they were sleeping at camp and they didn’t even know it was happening. So don’t speak about stuff you don’t understand.
@37: Okay well hello there Mr Candy. So, what can you tell us about the afterlife? And tell me, how did it feel to choke on that 96 ounce steak to death? Englighten us with your fat wisdom of death!
@ #38
All I know is that it is very tricky to do without waking the guy up. The worst part is getting his pants off, but if you can do that without waking him up, you’ll find that his member will respond quite readily to your touch.
Most guys get hard rather quickly, with just a little rubbing and motion, and the longest it took me to masturbate anyone to completion was like 10 minutes, at the most.
Yes, this is a great 80’s spoof. If you like that sort of thing try “Johnny Dangerously” (1984)A ’30’s gangster spoof, I was reminded of it by this movie and found a NEW torrent for it. What are the chances?!? Anyway, going to DL and watch again, and see if it’s as funny as I remember. I just picture some character slaying English profanity over & over. (i.e. “you farging corksuckers!”) Who knows, it might still be worth watching!
@39
No sir you didn’t get it. I asked you to tell me about your adventures with a steak, mr Candy.
While I understand this is a great movie, I don’t see the point in downloading it. It is pretty much available in original DVD format for about 5 euros.
In any case, it’s hilarious but I could do with a bit less singing.
“Is your daughter 18?”
Thank you very much for the post, also for the one who uploaded rapidshare links
this is a classic movie, it was Val Kilmer’s first starring role, and it’s still one of his best. he should do more comedies.
@Jarod
I am American, so I have no euros.
I watched this with my grandpa when i was about 10, i thought it was the weirdest movie ever, its still quite good even by today’s standards
You can always count on the little kiddies posting comments like ‘huh huh, that’s ghey’ whenever a movie more than a few years old is posted on here. Believe it or not children, the age of the movie doesn’t determine the quality of it. And for that matter, there’s more worthless crap and fewer quality movies being produced every year. Watch some older films, you might actually find that there are thousands of great ‘old’ films.
this movie was playing in the Theater I worked at when I graduated from High School; it was my first job!!
Anyone who says 80s movie sucks is a moron; at least back then they made movies that entertained without using massive CGI and special effects!!
I’m 16 (lol) and I much prefer the older films, this film is pretty good. I hate almost all new films, and whoever decided to remake Italian Job must have been on crack the original classic was pretty good for a film of its time (even though it was filmed 22 years before my birth year) its one of my favourites.
Can’t beat a classic! It’s all these damn adverts (or commercials as you americans call them) that pump bullsh*t into childrens minds.. adverts always include the funny parts then when you go to see the film it’s the worst thing ever…
@ 10. kiran
thanks for the RS links. worked perfect!
@49 - what the hell are you talking about?
45,
But you could get it for a fiver at wallmart anyways. it’s like 2.2 euros.
great movie. very funny. thanks guys.
@51
I was referring to 47 and 48’s comments.
i know a little german.
you do ?
yeah, he’s right over there.
bwhahahaa. this is such a great flick with tons of stupid comedy. i love it. anyone with FF links ??
Awesome movie. Makes me laugh everytime I see it.
Anybody have decent quality MP3’s of the soundtrack?
I have some of the music from the movie, but the MP3’s need help. Almost sound like they were recorded off the TV.
“Are You Lonesome Tonight”
“How Silly Can You Get”
“Skeet Surfing”
“Spend This Night With Me”
“Straighten Out The Rug”
If requested I will share.