The Cottage UNRATED DVDRiP XViD-PUKKA
“The Cottage” looks like a crazy and fun blend of the horror and comedy genres. The 75% fresh tomatoes on RT means that this probably won’t be a disaster. Brought to you by DVDSCR legends PUKKA on 1 CD, quality is very sharp.
Synopsis: Peter (Reece Shearsmith of the comedy troupe The League of Gentlemen) is a real wimp. He’s got a domineering wife and even a fear of moths. So how’d he end up holding a pottymouthed gangster’s daughter (Jennifer Ellison) hostage in an isolated country cottage with his brother, a hardened criminal (Andy Serkis, The Lord of the Rings) From writer/director Paul Andrew Williams, this horror-comedy is an about-face from his gritty, award-winning debut, the crime thriller London to Brighton. From the beginning, every step of Peter and his brother’s simple plan goes wrong.

Genre: Comedy/Crime/Horror/Thriller
IMDB rating: 6.3 (827 votes)
RT rating: 75%
Directed by: Paul Andrew Williams
Starring: Doug Bradley, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jennifer Ellison
Release Name: The.Cottage.UNRATED.DVDRiP.XViD-PUKKA
Size: 1 CD, 700 MB
Quality: DVDRip, XviD, 640×272, video 996k, audio 162k @ VBR MP3
Runtime: 91 minutes
Filename: p-cottage
Links: IMDB, Trailer
NFO: Here
Torrent: NewTorrents

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I enjoyed both this and severance equally. As long as the language doesn’t bother you (not that it should :D), I would definitely recommend this film.
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The Cottage UNRATED DVDRiP XViD-PUKKA
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Doomsday R5 XviD-iAPULA
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and Vito that p2p ish
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@18
Just wait until CAMERA steals the p2p release and calls it “scene”
Quality comedy-horror. Lot’s of bad language, but if people cutting other people up doesn’t offend you then the language shouldn’t either. I thought this was better than Severance (which I also enjoyed).
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this movie is about as much fun as being buried alive - don’t believe the hyped ratings, it’s well boring
Dude, where’s my torrent?
thanks rlslog, vito and pukka
oops, wrong film, doh!
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Hey, “The Cottage” is actually quite good. Nice, little B-movie-splatter.
The.Cottage.UNRATED.DVDR-DREAMLiGHT=http://thepiratebay.org/search/The%20Cottage%20UNRATED%20DVDR/0/99/0-The Cottage DVDR DREAMLiGHT
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465430/
Genre:
Comedy | Crime | Horror | Thriller
Plot:
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central…
R1 NTSC untouched video
partial extras stripped
DD5.1 English
Audios:ENGLISH: Dolby Digital 5.1 / FRENCH: Dolby Digital 5.1 / SPANISH: Dolby Digital 5.1
Subtitles:English, French, Spanish, Portuguese
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is this about cottage
cheese?
hehe!
sorry had to
the nzb is here
http://homerzmoviez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2828
Thanks for the nzb leviathon…..
GoDspeEd
no worries jimmy your welcome
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You gotta be kidding me, is this really a DVDRip OR DVDSCR? Get your facts straight RLSLOG.
Thanks for the release RLSlog.net and PUKKA
By the way……Doomsday DVDSCR is out too….and its real.
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ZOMGZ THE GUY THAT PLAYED PINHEAD IN HELLRAISER! :O Classic. Doug Bradly is a veteran of the horror genre so this might just be alright.
There is a perv-factor here. You should see this just to see Jennifer Ellison in compromising positions and kicking so much ass this could just about be considered soft porn. OK, maybe not, but she looks really good in a tight white t-shirt and pink sweat pants. Really good. I want to help her pee while tied up… There’s also some nudie bar shots that are very nice.
As far as a horror flick? Nah, but there is some seriously brutal, bloody action in it, with one “monster” that looks and acts pretty goofy, imo. This is a comedy thriller at best.
Not sure from the comments if this is the screener that has been out for a few weeks, or a dvd rip as the title says, but I trust pukka to know the difference. FYI: the screener has a small scrolling message every 15 minutes, followed by 10 seconds of b&w footage. Not too bothersome.
I’m going to grab it just to take another look at the, ummm…, “monster”.
@42
Just watched it now, and I agree, some nice positions she pulls of there!
For the film, it’s highly unpredictable and very funny (espicially if your english)
100% recommend.
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This is definitely not the screener I had already watched. Much better ratio, sound and color depth in this one. A keeper for sure.
I totally agree with thazandril that you would do well to check this one out. Very entertaining.
seeing that all of the other horror films released today got nuked, looks like this one is getting a download, glad to see pukka is still the muthafu*ka when it comes to quality rips
This isn’t a horror film.
Thank you for the download links!!
“The Cottage” looks like a crazy and fun blend of the horror and comedy genres….
Are you telling me that rlslog got it wrong or that you are a dic*khead
I’m telling you that I have seen the movie more than once and it’s not a horror film.
If you believe what rlslog tells you, then you may need a herder like me. Cute how you have to resort to petty name calling just to ask a question. That usually ends once you graduate middle school. Good luck!
It is a comedy spiced with elements of horror and gore. It’s a comed-horror
And it’s a good movie. Highly recommended.
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I enjoyed cottage but severance is far better imo.
It clearly is a comedy-horror (just like black sheep, dog soldiers, severance etc) - just because it’s not a gorefest doesn’t preclude it from the horror genre.
my apologies for the namecalling, I have tourettes syndrome….thanks for the helpful comments, will take a look at this flick
What exactly is UNRATED about this release? It’s exactly the same length (91m) as the DVD screener released about a month ago which is what was shown in the cinema.
The ending made me laugh so hard.
Very good movie, and damn if i was that kidnapper i would feel that girl up fo sure!
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