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The Cottage UNRATED DVDRiP XViD-PUKKA

“The Cottage” looks like a crazy and fun blend of the horror and comedy genres. The 75% fresh tomatoes on RT means that this probably won’t be a disaster. Brought to you by DVDSCR legends PUKKA on 1 CD, quality is very sharp.

Synopsis: Peter (Reece Shearsmith of the comedy troupe The League of Gentlemen) is a real wimp. He’s got a domineering wife and even a fear of moths. So how’d he end up holding a pottymouthed gangster’s daughter (Jennifer Ellison) hostage in an isolated country cottage with his brother, a hardened criminal (Andy Serkis, The Lord of the Rings) From writer/director Paul Andrew Williams, this horror-comedy is an about-face from his gritty, award-winning debut, the crime thriller London to Brighton. From the beginning, every step of Peter and his brother’s simple plan goes wrong.

Genre: Comedy/Crime/Horror/Thriller
IMDB rating: 6.3 (827 votes)
RT rating: 75%
Directed by: Paul Andrew Williams
Starring: Doug Bradley, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jennifer Ellison

Release Name: The.Cottage.UNRATED.DVDRiP.XViD-PUKKA
Size: 1 CD, 700 MB
Quality: DVDRip, XviD, 640×272, video 996k, audio 162k @ VBR MP3
Runtime: 91 minutes
Filename: p-cottage

Links: IMDB, Trailer
NFO: Here
Torrent: NewTorrents

Comments (59)

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  1. Count Spatula
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:52

    How’s this compare to Severance?

  2. Sample
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:54
  3. Links
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:55
  4. rrurururururu
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:56

    finally a movie that looks worth…

  5. Duck
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:56

    I enjoyed both this and severance equally. As long as the language doesn’t bother you (not that it should :D), I would definitely recommend this film.

  6. Anonymous
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:58
  7. Shock
    April 30th, 2008 | 16:58

    Where is National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) DVDRip 2CD - DiAMOND?

  8. jose1411
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:01

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  9. Xerox©
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:05

    The Cottage UNRATED DVDRiP XViD-PUKKA

    Only video sample :D

    http://rapidshare.com/files/111534567/p-cottage.samp.avi

  10. Zen
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:05

    Shock are you blind scroll down the main page

  11. Vito
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:06

    Doomsday R5 XviD-iAPULA

  12. deen
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:07

    xerox i want to punch your smilie face
    and Vito that p2p ish

  13. deen
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:08

    iAPULA = p2p sh*t

  14. Bastard
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:10

    If someone provides me with a one click I´ll pay for a **** to give that person a BJ..!

  15. Vito
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:11
  16. reegedonkey
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:15

    so where’s doomsday, everybody else has it

  17. thazandril
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:17

    @18

    Just wait until CAMERA steals the p2p release and calls it “scene”

  18. McPutters
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:22

    Quality comedy-horror. Lot’s of bad language, but if people cutting other people up doesn’t offend you then the language shouldn’t either. I thought this was better than Severance (which I also enjoyed).

  19. Vito
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:35
  20. henderson
    April 30th, 2008 | 17:53

    this movie is about as much fun as being buried alive - don’t believe the hyped ratings, it’s well boring

  21. K Bacon
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:02

    Dude, where’s my torrent?

  22. r3ll1k
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:05

    thanks rlslog, vito and pukka

  23. K Bacon
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:08

    oops, wrong film, doh!

  24. Vito
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:13
  25. Cottage Cheese
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:33

    Hey, “The Cottage” is actually quite good. Nice, little B-movie-splatter.

  26. mfc
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:49

    The.Cottage.UNRATED.DVDR-DREAMLiGHT=http://thepiratebay.org/search/The%20Cottage%20UNRATED%20DVDR/0/99/0-The Cottage DVDR DREAMLiGHT

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465430/

    Genre:
    Comedy | Crime | Horror | Thriller

    Plot:
    In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central…

    R1 NTSC untouched video
    partial extras stripped
    DD5.1 English
    Audios:ENGLISH: Dolby Digital 5.1 / FRENCH: Dolby Digital 5.1 / SPANISH: Dolby Digital 5.1
    Subtitles:English, French, Spanish, Portuguese

  27. alexis
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:50
  28. mfc
    April 30th, 2008 | 18:50
  29. fart
    April 30th, 2008 | 19:19

    is this about cottage

    cheese?

    hehe!

    sorry had to

  30. leviathon
    April 30th, 2008 | 19:53
  31. jimmy
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:04

    Thanks for the nzb leviathon…..

    GoDspeEd

  32. leviathon
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:22

    no worries jimmy your welcome

  33. jatin
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:26
  34. Doffy90
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:26

    You gotta be kidding me, is this really a DVDRip OR DVDSCR? Get your facts straight RLSLOG. ;)

  35. Unbreakable /Bmore
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:43

    Thanks for the release RLSlog.net and PUKKA

    By the way……Doomsday DVDSCR is out too….and its real.

    ;)

  36. Unbreakable /Bmore
    April 30th, 2008 | 20:51
  37. Mr Monocle the Chimp
    April 30th, 2008 | 21:14

    ZOMGZ THE GUY THAT PLAYED PINHEAD IN HELLRAISER! :O Classic. Doug Bradly is a veteran of the horror genre so this might just be alright.

  38. Uh-Oh!
    April 30th, 2008 | 22:48

    There is a perv-factor here. You should see this just to see Jennifer Ellison in compromising positions and kicking so much ass this could just about be considered soft porn. OK, maybe not, but she looks really good in a tight white t-shirt and pink sweat pants. Really good. I want to help her pee while tied up… There’s also some nudie bar shots that are very nice.

    As far as a horror flick? Nah, but there is some seriously brutal, bloody action in it, with one “monster” that looks and acts pretty goofy, imo. This is a comedy thriller at best.

    Not sure from the comments if this is the screener that has been out for a few weeks, or a dvd rip as the title says, but I trust pukka to know the difference. FYI: the screener has a small scrolling message every 15 minutes, followed by 10 seconds of b&w footage. Not too bothersome.

    I’m going to grab it just to take another look at the, ummm…, “monster”.

  39. thazandril
    April 30th, 2008 | 23:17

    @42

    Just watched it now, and I agree, some nice positions she pulls of there! :D

    For the film, it’s highly unpredictable and very funny (espicially if your english)

    100% recommend.

  40. stoparalost
    May 1st, 2008 | 03:11
  41. stoparalost
    May 1st, 2008 | 03:11
  42. stoparalost
    May 1st, 2008 | 03:12

    The.Cottage.UNRATED.DVDRiP.XViD-PUKKA

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  43. Uh-Oh!
    May 1st, 2008 | 03:39

    This is definitely not the screener I had already watched. Much better ratio, sound and color depth in this one. A keeper for sure.

    I totally agree with thazandril that you would do well to check this one out. Very entertaining.

  44. ross the snitch
    May 1st, 2008 | 04:22

    seeing that all of the other horror films released today got nuked, looks like this one is getting a download, glad to see pukka is still the muthafu*ka when it comes to quality rips

  45. Uh-Oh!
    May 1st, 2008 | 04:58

    This isn’t a horror film.

  46. Croaker
    May 1st, 2008 | 05:21

    Thank you for the download links!!

  47. ross the snitch
    May 1st, 2008 | 05:29

    “The Cottage” looks like a crazy and fun blend of the horror and comedy genres….

    Are you telling me that rlslog got it wrong or that you are a dic*khead

  48. Uh-Oh!
    May 1st, 2008 | 05:54

    I’m telling you that I have seen the movie more than once and it’s not a horror film.

    If you believe what rlslog tells you, then you may need a herder like me. Cute how you have to resort to petty name calling just to ask a question. That usually ends once you graduate middle school. Good luck!

  49. Croaker
    May 1st, 2008 | 06:09

    It is a comedy spiced with elements of horror and gore. It’s a comed-horror :)
    And it’s a good movie. Highly recommended.

  50. cyc
    May 1st, 2008 | 06:14

    The Cottage UNRATED DVDRiP XViD-PUKKA

    1 x 700MB AVI (Megaupload Premium account needed outside of megaupload happy hours)

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  51. MelC
    May 1st, 2008 | 14:10

    I enjoyed cottage but severance is far better imo.

    It clearly is a comedy-horror (just like black sheep, dog soldiers, severance etc) - just because it’s not a gorefest doesn’t preclude it from the horror genre.

  52. ross the snitch
    May 1st, 2008 | 14:51

    my apologies for the namecalling, I have tourettes syndrome….thanks for the helpful comments, will take a look at this flick

  53. Peter Parker
    May 2nd, 2008 | 00:33

    What exactly is UNRATED about this release? It’s exactly the same length (91m) as the DVD screener released about a month ago which is what was shown in the cinema.

  54. ross the snitch
    May 2nd, 2008 | 01:00

    The ending made me laugh so hard.

    Very good movie, and damn if i was that kidnapper i would feel that girl up fo sure!

  55. ross the snitch
    May 2nd, 2008 | 02:23

    YOU DIRTY MUTHAFU**A, GET YOUR OWN SCREEN NAME OR I WILL PUT MY BOOT FAIR UP YOUR VIRTUAL A*SS, AND THE ONLY THING YOU WILL EVER FEEL UP IS YOURSELF SCUMBAG

  56. Ross Kemp? More like Ross Snitch!
    May 2nd, 2008 | 07:59

    pwning nubs in computer games is my favorite thing to do online besides snitching on them gangboys in so. central and dem soldierboys in a-stan. bring it on, i’m gonna make you my virtual ******.

    name the time and the place you mazafka

  57. Stan
    May 2nd, 2008 | 09:58
  58. Joske
    May 2nd, 2008 | 19:47
  59. Stan
    May 10th, 2008 | 11:09
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