The Cottage DVD SCREENER XViD-PUKKA
PUKKA who have been inactive in the last while are back with a SCREENER of UK film The Cottage . I first heard about this movie when I saw Jennifer Ellison on Soccer AM a while back and the movie seemed quite interesting. It’s kind of like Shaun of the Dead in the sense that it’s a comedy/horror film. If you’re into UK films or just want to see the beautiful Jennifer Ellison, download and enjoy
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Quality: Standard DVD Screener quality coming in at 1CD (724.34 MB which seems a bit oversized) with a nice video bitrate of 930 kbps and 129 kbs ABR mp3 audio.
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
UPDATE: The.Cottage.DVD.SCREENER.DVDR-DREAMLiGHT, out now

The.Cottage.DVD.SCREENER.XViD-PUKKA
640×352, 930kbps, 25 FPS, MP3 129kbps, 91min, 728.34MB
Samples: #1, #2, #3, Video Sample
IMDB, NFO, Torrent, NZB

Comments(74)
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Ty :>
If that’s a real spoiler you’re a jerk.
any b/w scenes or property messages?
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qxease, that’s a fake april fools joke
where IS NATIONAL TREASURE DAMNIT!!!LOL
idiana jones !!!! MY ARSE , post the torrent if its out
Loved london to Brighton, let’s get this one !
Thanks guys !
Wow I hate you Alex Reynolds.
great great early release guys! movie just in theatres and its bloody brilliant tx pukka
Not even in America yet. Woot
@Gabriel: Don’t mean to be a pain but u accidentally put this in the SCR category rather than DVDSCR
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that’s why I stopped reading comments..twats like the dipshiat above posting spoilers all the time
I just checked out the trailer… It doesn’t look too much like a comedy! lol More like the trailer was set to make it look more like one, but I’m sure it has comical parts… For the past year Britain’s been making better comedy movies than North America has
all 3 main characters die by the end….not a spoiler…just saying what i see in the movie poster above lol
@18
Many times he just writing stupid things that are not correct.
So if this is a real spoiler I dont know, havent seen the film yet. Apart from that I agree it’s very annoying what he does.
@19 Armstrong14
It is meant to be a comedy…i’ve seen numerous reviews/interviews with director/writers/cast on tv here in the UK…its one of our typical dry humour type movies
Death Defying Acts staring Catherine Zeta-Jones & Guy Pearce has been out on torrent sites for few days now. Any scene group care to repack it and release to the scene?…haha… get the p2p Dvdscr torrent here: http://www.mininova.org/tor/1248463
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Comedy/Horror genre is a lot of fun. Like Severence (http://imdb.com/title/tt0464196/), Shaun of the Dead, Slither, Feast, etc. They’re easier to watch because you are supposed to laugh at the lameness of it.
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Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are just two movies in a completely different league to the standard comedy/horror genre. They’re just so different and amazing. Cannot wait for the third movie (yes even though these movies are unrelated, they’re part of a trilogy)
Can you block the IP of the people who leave spoilers.
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NFO says 701mb not 724mb
~Untamed
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thx okone!!
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Alex Reynolds @ his best! lol I like it anyway.
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I wanna cut off Alex Reynold’s balls and give them to my girlfriend as earrings, now that sounds like a good movie
pity about the video quality – it’s a 2.35:1 movie, but the screener is 1.82:1. Control was the same if anyone watched the screener of that; the same issues are evident here.
still, it’s much better than a cam, and is perfectly watchable.
Hot fuzz was awful – it definitely was in a different league; the primary school league. it wasn’t comedic nor was it horrifying (other than how badly written it was). Shaun on the other hand was fantastic (just like dog soldiers and severance).
aww the ending is awesome & funny too lol
@ 30 & the poster
Its comes to 724 after extracting it from winrar, every movie is like that, they usually come ot about 713megs after extracting it…..
ANY BLACK AND WHITE SCENES AND WATERMARKS OR ANYTHING?
yes b/w screen and scrolling bottom text
i found it indiana jones new movie torent here
http://mininova/tor/1267549
look down for another one too
april fools lol
F**k that Alex Reynolds guy, PLEASE RLSLOG Staff BAN his IP FOREVER HE ALWAYS DOES THIS!!!
confirmed, just d/led this b/w scenes and rolling text saying if you have rented this or bought this screener please ring the mpaa to report it, yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!
been wanting this for ages.. .thanks
DIE ALEX REYNOLDS….DIE
A cruel day for new releases. lol
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I saw this film at the cinema after hearing bad reviews… I’m glad I was talked into seeing it as it was brilliant.
@5 – That isn’t a spoiler, just someone being a tool
@6 – There are B&W scenes and property messages on this screener
thaks mr links… im gunna name my kids after u
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Seriously guys ive watched three movies so far that Alex R posted spoilers for…. they were ALL false!!
Subtitle For
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Great Brit flick. I enjoyed it even though the ratings don’t back me up. If you are a brit or like that kind of humour you might like it.
@ janine
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That guy on the left looks like Jim Carrey.
NZB can be found here :
http://movies.releasecrawler.org/nzb/The+Cottage/
Not another crappy british low budget horror/comedy !
went to see this at the cinema recently, but only because one of my friends is in it
Not a bad movie, but i felt a little let down as i’d read the script, and they chut a load of it out the movie.
So it felt like a lot of the story was missing.
thankz alot for the fuking spoiler…now i am not gonna watch this movie….how does it feel for telling us??? was ur stomach gonna blow up if u didnt tell us….
I’m gonna skip this cuz it has the wrong OAR and there is an unrated version just around the corner!
im going to watch it anyways thaxs PUKKA
Dude! You’re getting a Gollum. Great movie, download it.
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@64. Badboy
Don’t listen to any of the crap people are saying about this movie. None of the so called spoliers are correct. so just ignore them and watch the movie
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Can some one please SEEEEEEEEEEED Thanx
yeah please
this is a great movie, very funny. thanks for the release.
the movie it`s ok, but nothing special..
ps.: at least Shaun is better in eversy aspect.
anyone got english subtitles for this?
as i had film nearly a week now and still no subs.
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