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Private Valentine Blonde Dangerous 2008 DVDRip XviD-VoMiT

Jessica Simpson stars in ‘Major Movie Star.’ Obliviously when you see her name in a movie you’ll know that it wont work. The ratings are not good nor the trailer looks daring to be watched. The story is based on a naive pop singer who tries to get into a military-themed movie by joining the army. VoMiT release the 1cd rip of the movie with nice video and audio. LOL below.

On the October 29, 2008, episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, host O’Brien brought up the movie and mentioned reports that Simpson’s acting was “so bad” that it would not be released “in any country where English is the primary language.” The show then displayed the poster, as they were refused a clip.

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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  1. BooGeyMan™
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:21

    uploadong……

  2. Private Valentine Blonde Dangerous
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:24

    Private Valentine Blonde Dangerous DVDRip XviD-VoMiT
    http://paste2.org/p/137972

  3. Yor
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:28

    any "Simpson" nudity, if not o dont think its not worth watching

  4. Sheldon
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:30
  5. Misteritsy
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:45

    Re Worked Private Benjamin

  6. hikaricore
    January 29th, 2009 | 11:51

    Could only be good if she gets shot.

  7. Johney666
    January 29th, 2009 | 12:08

    She's got a nice pair in that shot thought! :P

  8. RAPIDSHARE
    January 29th, 2009 | 12:37
  9. imdb
    January 29th, 2009 | 12:52

    this looks like a bottom 100 movie

  10. exe35
    January 29th, 2009 | 13:55

    Private Valentine Blonde Dangerous 2008 DVDRip XviD-VoMiT
    http://paste2.org/p/138034

  11. Supa
    January 29th, 2009 | 14:12

    She could act in any movie even one with no story line but the headline could be "jessica simpson flashes boobs" and everyone will probably download it or dare i say, buy it.

    I'm glad they never decide to put all the blonde doe's in one movie, unless they decide to have an orgy.

  12. Deserves to be shot
    January 29th, 2009 | 14:34

    I agree that Jessica needs to be shot…

    By my hot, heavy load.

  13. erok713
    January 29th, 2009 | 14:41

    Jessica was good in that movie with Dane Cook. Give her a break.

  14. Deaf Audiophile
    January 29th, 2009 | 14:50

    "The story is based on a naive pop singer who tries to get into a military-themed movie by joining the army."

    Wait… is this a documentary then?

    lol

  15. Orrie
    January 29th, 2009 | 15:30

    "Your in the army now".
    and also, boobies >:3

  16. Xplorer
    January 29th, 2009 | 16:23

    Jessica Simpson, give us a break….

  17. MEGASHARES MEGASHARES MEGASHARES
    January 29th, 2009 | 16:49

    XVID: vmt-mmstar-xvid.avi
    http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=bc19f3f

    or NTSC DVDR: kart3l-mms.iso
    http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=16f95bc

  18. UhOh
    January 29th, 2009 | 17:37

    I agree this movie will likely suck, just like I would on her titties, but she can act if she knew how to choose her roles, i guess that`s her agent`s fault.

  19. Hugh Jardon
    January 29th, 2009 | 18:31

    Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton…

    Who truly makes the worst movies?

  20. Jessica, jessica, jessica!!!
    January 29th, 2009 | 20:17

    @ 20 Hugh: Of course Jessica Simpson. Did you see that a$$ of hers on dukes of hazard? or teh bikini? Paris aint got no jugz baby, iz all bout teh jugz.

  21. TheDLoader4U
    January 29th, 2009 | 21:05

    I'm curious to see how bad this , it might be funny unintentionally you know funny bad.

  22. JoWinchester
    January 29th, 2009 | 21:56

    #8 NEEDS PASSWORD!

  23. me
    January 29th, 2009 | 22:16

    Lol! strategically hidden IMDB rating at the description, so it wouldn't scare off everyone … but it's still easy to check

  24. dsdd
    January 29th, 2009 | 23:11
  25. juan
    January 29th, 2009 | 23:26

    #8 what is the password

  26. gustavo
    January 30th, 2009 | 02:07

    Private Valentine Blonde & Dangerous 2008 DVDRip XviD-VoMiT

    http://depositfiles.com/files/p0zojitvf

    single file, no pass

  27. SPLUS
    January 30th, 2009 | 09:17
  28. ZacK
    January 31st, 2009 | 17:40
  29. lordazoroth
    February 2nd, 2009 | 17:32

    why would you post a movie that you know sucked?

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