Comments on: New website: PornLeecher.org

By: gaurav khullar

gaurav khullar — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:38:01 +0000

For the last week or so, the site pornleecher.org is not opening on my browser safari. Is it down temporarily? lemme know, thnks!

By: John Elder

John Elder — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:05:11 +0000

LIKE many people, I get about a dozen emails a day bearing news good and bad. The bad is that mypenis is too small, too soft and lacking the endurance to satisfy a fruit fly. The good is I can build a longer, stronger and everlasting erection for a few hundred dollars — by taking miracle pills.
Example: “Get ready to be stopped by women in the street. Your entire image will emanate increased size! This is what you always needed to lead a happier, more fulfilling life.”
What’s being promised is akin to Jack’s magic beans, except penis-enlargement pills don’t work so spectacularly. To get the extra inches requires at least a six-month commitment. But the pills need to be taken with an exercise program — “jelq” — including drills similar to stretching hamstrings before jogging. To see what it takes to become a Mr Big, go to enlargepenisguide.com. You’ll find a nude man, a fairly happy man one imagines, pretending to be a clock, with what appears to be a baby’s arm grafted to his pubic bone as the minute hand.
By the time I found this impressive fellow, I’d already paid $106 for a month’s supply of SizePro (chosen because of its professional-sounding name) and followed these instructions: “Type your name, the number of inches you want to gain, and the reason(s) you want to gain those inches in the blanks below. And read the completed statement out loud to reinforce the commitment that will lead to your ultimate success.”
And so my colleagues heard me pledge earnestly: “I, John Elder, have decided I want to gain two inches in length and one inch in girth (I felt modest ambition would minimise disappointment). My reasons are vanity. And I’m committed to a good penis-pill system until I reach my desired gains.”
If I hadn’t made this pledge, I could have abandoned the project — particularly after spotting Mr Baby Arm, whom I presume is also trying to improve himself. And that’s the rub. If you’re born with one of these ridiculous organs, there are times when just about every man feels short-changed.
The average size of an erect penis is about 15.24 centimetres — six inches in the old money. (When talking about penis size, it’s traditional to use inches.) The sad thing is it seems there are many men living fretfully with a ruler in one hand and a world of hope in the other. To meet some of these people, return to http://enlargepenisguide.com — and log on to the “progress reports” forum. You’ll find men apparently taking the pills, diligently jelqing (stretching a flaccid penis) and sharing how it’s hanging. Like Nicky: “I’m 21, and, measured from the pelvic bone, the length of my penis is around 7.5 inches, but I’ve always wanted to be large like a porn star. I’ve been doing the exercise a few days now …”
Occasionally, someone claims spectacular results. The simple reason is that the pills — herbal aphrodisiacs, not muscle-building proteins — give little more than an illusion of growth by concentrating blood in the otherwise shrivelled underbelly. But the real joke is that the more anxious one becomes about penis size, the more it is likely to shrink.
“The curious thing about our society, most of the time we pretend that the penis doesn’t shrink,” says David Mitchell, a doctor and a medical anthropologist. “In fact, the penis doesn’t have a set flaccid size. It’s actually meaningless to measure the size of the penis because it varies from minute to minute according to the temperature and one’s state of mind. The trouble is, if you get anxious, it only makes it smaller, to the point where it can disappear … in cases where anxiety spirals into a panic attack.”
Dr Mitchell has researched a recent outbreak of these attacks — known as “shrinking penis disease” — on the Indonesian island of Flores, where black magic is widely practised. In these instances, the sufferer believes he will die if his penis disappears. The last outbreak in a modern society occurred in Singapore in 1962, following a rumour that eating pork vaccinated against swine fever would cause shrinking penis disease.
“There were people rushing through the streets holding their penises … some of them using chopsticks,” Dr Mitchell says. “As soon as they hit the hospital and started to relax, they came back to normal.”
Dr Mitchell says the disease could re-emerge in the Western world. “It could come back again in our society if someone spread the right stories around,” he says.
Chris Fox, of La Trobe University, is doing a PhD on penis size and its role in body image. So far, he has interviewed 15 men aged 20 to 75. “The short answer is that every man at some point in his life worries about the size of his penis,” Mr Fox says. “If we don’t like our penis we won’t enjoy sex. For people with a pathological issue with penis size, it will affect their sex life.
“In some cases it will affect how they behave around other men. And one has to remember that most people make their comparison with a flaccid penis — at the urinal or in a change room. The only erections we tend to see are the very big penises on porn stars … and my interview subjects didn’t feel threatened by these giant penises because they felt they weren’t real. It’s in the real world that anxiety takes root.”

By: slick

slick — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:48:07 +0000

omg why would you guys need gay porn. yar all idiots. plz get a life.

By: trolls

trolls — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:19:53 +0000

@Darkins
I’m sorry, I’m not eatable. Anyway shame on you!

By: Dakins

Dakins — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:28:35 +0000

I eat trolls for breakfast.

By: Joe Co

Joe Co — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:26:36 +0000

@Sigmund Freud

I’m just a hellbound faggot as Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson might say.

By: Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:50:32 +0000

@Joe Co
Are you gay?

By: Yar

Yar — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:02:17 +0000

Is there a convenient way to download multiple files from rapidshare at the same time without paying?

By: Mr. X

Mr. X — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:14:47 +0000

According to the spam that I see on message boards gay porn and jenna jamieson and old man sex is ‘all the rage’ right now.

By: Joe Co

Joe Co — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:33:52 +0000

Dakins, gay porn is for hellbound faggots as Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson might say.

…Jesus loves only straight porn.

By: Martin

Martin — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:29:24 +0000

Don’t pretend you dont know it!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

By: Dakins

Dakins — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:16:57 +0000

All straight porn? Do something for the gays, porn on the web is already 95% straight, there’s no need for another straight pr0n website.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:12:18 +0000

Hah! I probably would never have thought of this… I think Marin is more of a businessman then I had thought. Through ads on his site’s Martin earns money. EVERYONE knows that porn sites with free porn on them are sure to be getting lots of hits. I guess Pornleecher is going to bring in more cash then RLSLOG, LeechersLair and NTi combined. And why? Because of the new server Martin has to pay for now! Now do you see the genius move this is?

As for PornLeecher, meh. I’ll stick to PussyTorrents. (If you want an invite… Just ask.)

By: DaDOME

DaDOME — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:49:52 +0000

sweet…i’ll check it out when i get some times later.

By: Amperage

Amperage — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:31:29 +0000

Just re read the comments and since my mind doesn’t wander into the gutter to much…. I really missed what was being said. No to golen or brown showers…. I was just trying to ask when it came to movies that are cutting edge sometimes the artist really push the envelope…. between being artistic and porn.

Please, not porn but true adult movies I hope will be listed for download.

Really guys…. GGGGEEEE…. After what I’ve written in the past I hope that would realize I was talking (typing)about true adult movies as oppose to porn. Martin made it very clear that porn site was created so that porn would not be listed here.

To those artist who push the edge…. I hope they find a place on here.