Comments on: Epic Movie CAM XviD-FuZe

By: george

george — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:30:22 +0000

i have downloaded the movie but i cant play it . it is broken in pieces. what can i do??\

By: rrpostal

rrpostal — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:13:35 +0000

Oh yeah, quality about on par with what you’d think for the pre-good copy version. It’s not a good copy. But how good does the quality need to be for this stuff. If you usually wait, wait. Not sure, wait. Really want to check it out, go ahead.

By: rrpostal

rrpostal — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:08:28 +0000

Well I laughed, so I guess I have the worst taste ever in a billion years over and over with nachos and a plunger. It’s the Citizen Kane of stupid hodge-podge rapid-fire pun movies. Come to think of it I didn’t really like Citizen Kane. Seriously though I thought it was a couple notches above Date Movie which I don’t remember laughing at. I laughed twice in a row when the stuff fell outta the closet, then the liberace joke, because I had thought almost the same thing in the original. And the stupid girl was somehow funny or maybe I was just tired of the same chick in all the other ones. Dumb movie, yep. Not gonna make my ten best, but I thought the “All Babes…” movie was ultimately less funny per celluloid foot.

By: wickido

wickido — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:27:32 +0000

That they do on hypoh.com another review site similar to rlslog.

By: Mpaa

Mpaa — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:25:39 +0000

and 2 the ppl at releaselog how about using screenshots from the actual cam dvdscr or whatever rather than grabbing scrn shots from websites.

By: Mpaa

Mpaa — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:23:52 +0000

how abot actually rating it rather than farting on about it ?

Like audio, its got a constant buzz through out it.
But video quality is good for cam.

That shit actually helps not u dumbshits saying its shite movie and not funny.. Perhaps your all just up tight coz yas arnt getting ya end wet.

Get the MrNiceguy or prevail instead !

By: gais

gais — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:23:08 +0000

Samples for Epic.Movie.TELESYNC.XViD-FuZe:

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http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/gijmako/sample/EpicMovie4.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/gijmako/sample/EpicMovie5.jpg
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By: f1sh

f1sh — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:05:26 +0000

scary movie 3 was the shitties of them all, i like 4th part. especially rip off Brokeback Mountain.

By: cobra

cobra — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:24:31 +0000

just to let you know, this movie has to be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, and i liked scary movie 1/2/3..

By: Martin

Martin — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:58:50 +0000

Epic.Movie.TELESYNC.XViD-FuZe

1 CD

By: wickido

wickido — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:23:12 +0000

“Utter Fucking Crap” isnt facts m8, its an opinion. I mean, come on how funny as hell is the trailer? Taking it out on a movie like The chronicles of Narnia in which the girl says: “Ahhh! A talking beaver” and kicks the stupid beaver. I think just that is hilarious enough to go and see it. And that is my opinion. This is one of those movies whether its the fact you like, or you just dont. Now quit the bullshih about telling it how much it is crap unless you have some problems with the quality, unpopular cast, you know, facts. I think the movie Eragon is freaking crap, but I wont bother you guys down at the first release dragging about how it is a simple rip off thought up by someone who had be seeying too much Harry Potter, Narnia and Lord of the Rings (now okay, frodo movies are pretty solid, good filming on locations and acting n effects, are you noticing Ive based that on utter facts?) You might think Eragon is fresh and exciting, well I think Epic movie is. Whats wrong with fun?

By: Gemnsedlany

Gemnsedlany — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:52:36 +0000

This movie is FUCKING CRAP, seriously, not funny. It’s like the england football top and everything it represents, i.e UTTER CRAP.

By: ZV

ZV — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:16:28 +0000

I actually LIKE to hear people review stuff, saves me the time and bandwidth downloading shit movies. These types of movies are what’s wrong with Hollywood movies, they have lost all creativity. Hollywood: “Hmm, since we have no other ideas lets make a movie about other movies!”

By: ubik

ubik — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:39:10 +0000

this movie isn’t regarded as one of the worst movies ever because reviewers don’t like the genre comedy per se, but because it sucks so badly.
http://www.pajiba.com/epic-movie.htm :
“No matter how low your expectations for Epic Movie are, reduce them by at least 90 percent. Really, think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen. Now take away any redeeming qualities. Now take away any element that was esthetically neutral. Now add in the most painful moments from the 10 next-worst movies you can think of. That’s what Epic Movie would be if it were a hell of a lot better than it is. I never laughed, not once; …
Epic takes all of their tired, pointless, unfunny, demeaning shtick — the dick, pussy, and STD jokes; the fart, shit, piss, and puke zingers; the stereotypical, one-note characters; the meaningless allusions to other films, TV shows, and commercials that demonstrate only that Friedberg and Seltzer have seen them — and somehow finds a way to make it all more tired, pointless, unfunny, and demeaning…
he bloat and self-importance of recent attempts at epics from such bloated, self-important filmmakers as Peter Jackson and Ridley Scott fairly cry out for actual, thoughtful mockery, but these two morons don’t even attempt that. Their thought process goes no further than “Gee, wouldn’t it be funny if epics were full of toilet humor and bestiality?” It’s generally considered bad form for a critic to advocate the kidnap and torture of specific filmmakers, but I’ll tell you this: If you did it, and you confessed to me, no way would I turn you in.”

By: pedro

pedro — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:35:15 +0000

Scary Movie 4 just wasn’t funny. Really. If this is anything similar then there is no reason to watch it. I hope you don’t think it’s wrong to voice my opinion if I disagree with you.

There are things that make a movie great. A comedy is great if it makes you laugh. If it doesn’t it is not great. Simple as that.

The only reason why a movie like this is a big success is its advertising budget.