Epic Movie CAM XviD-FuZe
This is going to be the Scary Movie of all epic movies. I hope not because if so that means that we’ll be seeing a lot of jokes involving sex and, even worse, feces and that kind of disgusting stuff. No, you can make fun of movies but just don’t involve 8 year old’s humor. So far the reviews have been crap so I’m guessing I don’t have to worry about all of that because it’s likely I’ll never see the movie.
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Genre: Adventure / Comedy
IMDB Rating: 3.2/10 (390 votes)
Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Starring: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge
Release Name: Epic.Movie.CAM.XviD-FuZe
Size: N/A
Quality: Cam, XviD
Runtime: 86 minutes
Filenames: N/A
Links: IMDB, Trailer, Homepage
NFO: here
Torrent: here
want to see this
but ill wait for a scr at least
I’m absolutelly LOVE the scary movie series..!!! all of them just awesome i think…but suprisingly i have a bad feeling about this one..i just think it is going to be too stupid,you know what i mean..
This looks utter shite.
looks more like an epic fail ):
It looks too crazy and overboard, I guarantee that it will be crap!
“involving sex and, even worse, feces and that kind of disgusting stuff.”
What’s disgusting about sex?
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its 800 mb version uploaded by aXXo and the quality is astonishing
I hope I never have to see this movie.
Tagged as “crap”, “won’t be seeying this” ? To me it is one of the few movies of 2007 Ive allready been looking out for since 2006 together with Night at the Museum for example. Don’t tag it crap because it isn’t your genre, but whats wrong with unforced innocent fun. Just to watch, not to be evoking discussions, I think this movie will be major. Though I think Ill pass on this release, better to wait for one of those nice R5s, TCs or Screeners. Cheers
I agree with wickido, It’s funny the people here who pretend to be movie critics and they are nothing but theiving pirates…like me ha ha. If you want it download it, if you don’t…then move on. You don’t see me on the Pursuit of Happyness area going on about it being a pursuit of a snoozfest… No, I was not interested so I moved on.
i’ll check this out for sure in better quality tho
“This is going to be the Scary Movie of all epic movies. I hope not because if so that means that we’ll be seeing a lot of jokes involving sex and, even worse, feces and that kind of disgusting stuff.” I have two versions why u said such a thing about “sex” either you had a weekend-long shagging session or you are not interested in women which means…
mwahahahah
Scary Movie 4 just wasn’t funny. Really. If this is anything similar then there is no reason to watch it. I hope you don’t think it’s wrong to voice my opinion if I disagree with you.
There are things that make a movie great. A comedy is great if it makes you laugh. If it doesn’t it is not great. Simple as that.
The only reason why a movie like this is a big success is its advertising budget.
this movie isn’t regarded as one of the worst movies ever because reviewers don’t like the genre comedy per se, but because it sucks so badly.
http://www.pajiba.com/epic-movie.htm :
“No matter how low your expectations for Epic Movie are, reduce them by at least 90 percent. Really, think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen. Now take away any redeeming qualities. Now take away any element that was esthetically neutral. Now add in the most painful moments from the 10 next-worst movies you can think of. That’s what Epic Movie would be if it were a hell of a lot better than it is. I never laughed, not once; …
Epic takes all of their tired, pointless, unfunny, demeaning shtick — the dick, pussy, and STD jokes; the fart, shit, piss, and puke zingers; the stereotypical, one-note characters; the meaningless allusions to other films, TV shows, and commercials that demonstrate only that Friedberg and Seltzer have seen them — and somehow finds a way to make it all more tired, pointless, unfunny, and demeaning…
he bloat and self-importance of recent attempts at epics from such bloated, self-important filmmakers as Peter Jackson and Ridley Scott fairly cry out for actual, thoughtful mockery, but these two morons don’t even attempt that. Their thought process goes no further than “Gee, wouldn’t it be funny if epics were full of toilet humor and bestiality?” It’s generally considered bad form for a critic to advocate the kidnap and torture of specific filmmakers, but I’ll tell you this: If you did it, and you confessed to me, no way would I turn you in.”
I actually LIKE to hear people review stuff, saves me the time and bandwidth downloading shit movies. These types of movies are what’s wrong with Hollywood movies, they have lost all creativity. Hollywood: “Hmm, since we have no other ideas lets make a movie about other movies!”
This movie is FUCKING CRAP, seriously, not funny. It’s like the england football top and everything it represents, i.e UTTER CRAP.
“Utter Fucking Crap” isnt facts m8, its an opinion. I mean, come on how funny as hell is the trailer? Taking it out on a movie like The chronicles of Narnia in which the girl says: “Ahhh! A talking beaver” and kicks the stupid beaver. I think just that is hilarious enough to go and see it. And that is my opinion. This is one of those movies whether its the fact you like, or you just dont. Now quit the bullshih about telling it how much it is crap unless you have some problems with the quality, unpopular cast, you know, facts. I think the movie Eragon is freaking crap, but I wont bother you guys down at the first release dragging about how it is a simple rip off thought up by someone who had be seeying too much Harry Potter, Narnia and Lord of the Rings (now okay, frodo movies are pretty solid, good filming on locations and acting n effects, are you noticing Ive based that on utter facts?) You might think Eragon is fresh and exciting, well I think Epic movie is. Whats wrong with fun?
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just to let you know, this movie has to be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, and i liked scary movie 1/2/3..
scary movie 3 was the shitties of them all, i like 4th part. especially rip off Brokeback Mountain.
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how abot actually rating it rather than farting on about it ?
Like audio, its got a constant buzz through out it.
But video quality is good for cam.
That shit actually helps not u dumbshits saying its shite movie and not funny.. Perhaps your all just up tight coz yas arnt getting ya end wet.
Get the MrNiceguy or prevail instead !
and 2 the ppl at releaselog how about using screenshots from the actual cam dvdscr or whatever rather than grabbing scrn shots from websites.
That they do on hypoh.com another review site similar to rlslog.
Well I laughed, so I guess I have the worst taste ever in a billion years over and over with nachos and a plunger. It’s the Citizen Kane of stupid hodge-podge rapid-fire pun movies. Come to think of it I didn’t really like Citizen Kane. Seriously though I thought it was a couple notches above Date Movie which I don’t remember laughing at. I laughed twice in a row when the stuff fell outta the closet, then the liberace joke, because I had thought almost the same thing in the original. And the stupid girl was somehow funny or maybe I was just tired of the same chick in all the other ones. Dumb movie, yep. Not gonna make my ten best, but I thought the “All Babes…” movie was ultimately less funny per celluloid foot.
Oh yeah, quality about on par with what you’d think for the pre-good copy version. It’s not a good copy. But how good does the quality need to be for this stuff. If you usually wait, wait. Not sure, wait. Really want to check it out, go ahead.
i have downloaded the movie but i cant play it . it is broken in pieces. what can i do??\