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Eden Log 2007 LiMiTED DVDRiP XviD-HAGGiS

HAGGiS brought us DVDRip of interesting (limited) french SciFi / Horror movie under the name “Eden Log”. With average IMDb rating 5.0/10 (105 votes), probably is worth watching and have something to offer SciFi / Horror fans. Although is french production, this one is dubbed english so there won’t be a need for subtitles (at least to the people who speak English as native language). All of that on usual ~700MB quality (Checkout the sample). Enjoy! ;)

Plot: Eden Log invites you to witness the painful awakening of a man deep inside a cave. Suffering amnesia, he has no recollection of how he came to be here nor of what happened to the man whose body he finds beside him. Tailed by a mysterious creature, he has no other choice but to continue through this strange and fantastic world.

Eden.Log.2007.LiMiTED.DVDRip.XviD-HAGGiS

1CD, 712.61 MB, eden.log.dvdrip.xvid-haggis
XviD, 640×352, 860kbps, MP3, 128kbps VBR, 48KHz
Samples: #1, #2, #3, Video sample
IMDb 5.0/10 (105 votes), Trailer, NFO, Download UploadJockey, Torrent (search)

Comments (98)

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  1. bigbadtarugo
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:10

    thanks

  2. devils advocate
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:10

    Hooray for Google Language Tools translation on the plot!

  3. Zed
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:11

    Looks interesting, I will DL and save for a rainy day.
    Nice plot translation :)

  4. tut tut tut
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:13

    Nice Engrish..!!

  5. kavin
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:14

    nice!!!! will chk it out!!! thanks!

  6. Shango
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:14
  7. WHAAAAAAAMBULAAAAANCE!!!!
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:15

    if thats they found a 5Yo to write out the plot then whats the film going to be like?

  8. devils advocate
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:20

    Let me try the plot translation:

    “Tobias regains consciousness at the bottom of a cave. He has no idea what events led him up to that point, nor why a man’s corpse lies beside him. The only way to escape the cave and the beast which follows him is to travel upwards through a network of graveyard-like tunnels, controlled by a mysterious organization: Eden Log.

  9. blblbbl
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:22
  10. caninus
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:23

    @8
    Thanks for the translation, now that I understand the plot it seems pretty interesting.

  11. nirmal
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:25

    hahaha oh man hahaha hahaha

  12. July 10th, 2008 | 17:32

    Found a better plot. ;)

  13. os
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:36
  14. hardum
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:46

    Why bother people by cutting movie to pieces? Why don’t make normal torrent link?!

  15. Dean
    July 10th, 2008 | 17:49
  16. eldritch
    July 10th, 2008 | 18:00

    is the actual French spoken version not available? I hate dubbed movies, no matter what language they’re in. If you cant read, watch Tom & Jerry.

    nice release day!

  17. SadGamer
    July 10th, 2008 | 18:16

    Tom & Jerrf FTW!!11!

  18. cos
    July 10th, 2008 | 18:20

    ===MEGASHARES===

    eden.log.dvdrip.xvid-haggis.avi
    http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=4821fd1

  19. Jeje
    July 10th, 2008 | 18:23

    Sorry off topic
    could some pass the message that for those wo have Zone alarm firewal internet will shut down.
    http://download.zonealarm.com/bin/free/pressReleases/2008/LossOfInternetAccessIssue.html
    Date Published : 8 July 2008

    Date Last Revised : 9 July 2008

    Overview : Microsoft Update KB951748 is known to cause loss of internet access for ZoneAlarm users on Windows XP/2000. Windows Vista users are not affected.

    Impact : Sudden loss of internet access

    Platforms Affected : ZoneAlarm Free, ZoneAlarm Pro, ZoneAlarm AntiVirus, ZoneAlarm Anti-Spyware, and ZoneAlarm Security Suite

    Again sorry for off topic

  20. Jeje
    July 10th, 2008 | 18:27

    Now for the topic
    anyone RS links in original french version?

  21. Jeje
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:04

    @ fran is this french version?

  22. ☺Boyer ☺
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:05

    Here is the sample if you want to check quality

    http://rapidshare.com/files/128690615/eden.log.dvdrip.xvid-sample-enjoy.avi

    Enjoy!

  23. InvisibleMan
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:10

    thanks #6 good to see a working torrent unlike the one on the home page ;)

  24. :)
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:18

    Jeje, thanks for the info. Really helped me ;)

  25. fran
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:29

    @jeje Enlish version

    http://paste2.org/p/46816

    Video: 640×352 25fps XviD ~860kbit

    Audio: MP3 VBR ~128kbit English

  26. MAK
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:34
  27. aaaa
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:35
  28. voodoo
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:36

    I made an Eden Log last night after that curry.

  29. sisk
    July 10th, 2008 | 19:45

    good quality, and I liked the movie a lot … deserves more that 5/10 imho

  30. kash
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:16

    Mutant.Chronicles.2008.DVDRip.XviD-PLUBE is out. Director: Simon Hunter

    Cast: Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane, John Malkovich, Anna Walton

    Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

    Year of Production: 2008

    Country: USA , download link- http://www.rarbg.com/torrents/filmi/download/07c2cea8afed43d618e8d89acb94e6f9895c8d2a/torrent.html

  31. kash
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:17

    Mutant.Chronicles.2008.XviD.DVDRip-PLUBE

    Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi

    Earth’s natural resources have been exhausted by mankind and battle rages between the soldiers of four leading Corporations.23rd century soldier Major Mitch Hunter (Jane) leads a fight against an army of underworld NecroMutants.

    Vid.784kbps
    Audio 48000Hz 118 kb/s tot , Joint Stereo
    544 x 416
    Time 1:46:54

  32. Vito
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:22
  33. Jeje
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:26

    @ fran 27, I’m looking for french version RS links… But gratitude dude!
    I always try to get original, or else the ”flavor” is lost in translation. I tried french Eddy Murphy once (only once) ;)

  34. van
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:47

    28 MAK why post up links if they are not the correct rar files??? don’t post if you are not competent to do so?

  35. liverpoolphil
    July 10th, 2008 | 20:58

    why has mutant chronichles not been reviewed on here yet such a big release and youve missed it rlslog shame on you

  36. wak
    July 10th, 2008 | 21:23

    Mutant Chronicles been out for weeks now…

  37. Anonymous
    July 10th, 2008 | 21:25

    @ Jeje
    The film has very little dialogue, most of which is a computer voice or somebody masked.. the few bits with human speech and mouth don’t look dubbed at all and the lip syncing matches the english, they might of shot both english and french scenes during filming since there was so little of it.

  38. Ewicked
    July 10th, 2008 | 21:43

    can the man please just get a one link download it would really satisfy him

  39. Jeje
    July 10th, 2008 | 22:17
  40. caz311
    July 10th, 2008 | 22:37
  41. PsyDAD
    July 10th, 2008 | 22:40

    This story seems oddly familiar.
    Planescape Torment, anyone ?

  42. booga
    July 10th, 2008 | 22:43

    I Like Turtles!!!!

  43. liverpoolphil
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:05

    mutant chronicles has not been out for weeks at all i check the new downloads everyday and it appeared yesterday actually

  44. dang
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:06

    looks like biohazard

    as a movie

    and under ground!

    am I right??

  45. i356
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:08

    @PsyDAD

    aghhh! LOVED THAT GAME.
    and good call, creepy almost, the similarities from plot..
    cheers for the “kevin bacon”-link discovery!
    kings to you for making me go “WHAA??! Planescape TORMENT?!?” as i read.

  46. OrthodoxAtheist
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:13

    “why has mutant chronichles not been reviewed on here yet such a big release and youve missed it rlslog shame on you”

    I haven’t heard of it before now, so it *isn’t* a “big release”… coupled with which its not even rated or reviewed on Mutant Chronicles. Much as I love John Malkovich, a little more trustworthy info would be nice. :|

  47. QuadrupelQ
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:36

    Planescape: Torment could eat a ‘modern’ RPG like Mass Effect for breakfast! Ah…they don’t make ‘em like they used to…said grandpa Q!

  48. ER3
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:44

    exellent NOIR !
    thx a lot.

  49. liverpoolphil
    July 10th, 2008 | 23:54

    @50 mutant chronicles stars ron perlman star of hellboy and thomas jane star of the punisher its due to be a sci fi summer blockbuster actually mate you obviously dont know your films this must be a leaked studio rip

  50. dooby
    July 11th, 2008 | 00:30
  51. fishy
    July 11th, 2008 | 00:34

    You should start your own site, liverpoolphil. Since you know so much, I mean. “blockbuster”? pffft

  52. cool
    July 11th, 2008 | 01:47

    dooby thanks for the link!

  53. duu
    July 11th, 2008 | 02:09

    megaupload please

  54. Dummy
    July 11th, 2008 | 02:59

    I wouldnt even watch this on TV

  55. MelC
    July 11th, 2008 | 03:07

    Mutant Chronicles a summer blockbuster, lol

  56. hjfgh
    July 11th, 2008 | 03:58

    thanks #54 dooby

  57. Rob
    July 11th, 2008 | 04:07

    Ughh.. I hate dubbed movie. I just can’t stand them.
    Why can’t we just get the movie the way it is?

    Anyway, thank you for posting this french horror.

  58. sadact
    July 11th, 2008 | 04:08

    mutant chronichles is a very good film with very high production

  59. mutant penis
    July 11th, 2008 | 04:11

    compared to eden log mutant chronicles is a masterpiece i give it 9 out of 10 watch it b4 you comment people

  60. knobby
    July 11th, 2008 | 04:29

    check out http://www.mutantchroniclesthemovie.com wow liverpoophil is right hes the man this film looks awesome

  61. peppersgc
    July 11th, 2008 | 04:50

    Its over at ilovetorrents. isohunt is now safe. http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/47173139/eden+log?tab=summary

  62. andengmel
    July 11th, 2008 | 05:04

    give sharedzilla link pleaz…

  63. ShiNChaN
    July 11th, 2008 | 05:34
  64. Unbreakable /Bmore
    July 11th, 2008 | 05:50

    yo. rslog.net whats the deal dudes….

    Harold.and.Kumar.Escape.from.Guantanamo.Bay.UNRATE D.DVDRip.XviD-DiAMOND

    post!post! : )

  65. Greg the Baker
    July 11th, 2008 | 06:53

    WTF All these ‘off topic’ comments again!?

  66. spar
    July 11th, 2008 | 08:03

    Subtitles, you guys should try it sometimes…

  67. dark_matter
    July 11th, 2008 | 08:56

    Thank you 4 the links friend. This is a truly nice film, that slices through all this non-stop US h0lly-w00d trash, and also WILL be great to re-watch on many occasions. A real treat to have these days.

    I hope you have plenty of head-bumps, rons, and tsumos tonight.
    ˙noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ

  68. grabber
    July 11th, 2008 | 10:37

    dooby @ 54, great links.
    keep em coming

  69. alvega
    July 11th, 2008 | 10:52

    Ok, french audio lovers, here’s a ‘fishing technique’: you take the french release name like so:
    Eden Log FRENCH DVDRIP XVID-SCUD
    and you add ‘intext:rapidshare.com/files’ (it’s a known google hack, like ‘inurl’ and others…)
    So you paste:
    Eden Log FRENCH DVDRIP XVID-SCUD intext:rapidshare.com/files into the google search engine. 1st result brings you back here, so try the second one, for instance.
    Now go and get ‘the fish’. Allez les bleus!! :)

  70. Marcus
    July 11th, 2008 | 13:28

    Is this worth downloading ?

  71. rob
    July 11th, 2008 | 13:56

    @ 74

    Thanks Alvega, I didn’t know there a original audio copy.
    I’ll check it out tonight.

  72. nick
    July 11th, 2008 | 16:37

    Hi guys

    What amazes and confuses me that this film is advertised n here, yet neither of the links to the torrent work!!!

    anyone have a link to the actual torrent in question???

  73. John
    July 11th, 2008 | 16:39

    why is there no actual link to the torrent, or has no one else noticed?

  74. MelC
    July 11th, 2008 | 17:13

    This film looked interesting, but dubbed audio = bad! so thanks to alvega for giving me the release name of the original audio version.

    merci

  75. MelC
    July 11th, 2008 | 21:00

    After downloading the movie I realise there are no english subs available for it. :/

    Oh well, guess I’ll wait a bit longer for someone to rip the subs when the disc goes retail.

  76. Jeje
    July 11th, 2008 | 23:01

    For those interested by original version

    PARTIE 01 – Nombre d’hébergeur : 6 PARTIE 02 – Nombre d’hébergeur : 7
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    PW: kouak.fr

    thanks to alvega for original file name and thanks to original uploader : 54JiG54

  77. Jeje
    July 11th, 2008 | 23:02

    Original address in case of bad copy/paste

    ;)

  78. Jeje
    July 11th, 2008 | 23:04

    http://toxicorp.free.fr/divx/index.php?id=441
    oups
    like I said bad copy paste lol

  79. red-eye_jedi
    July 12th, 2008 | 05:53

    Great film. Recommended with a small bowl of pure hydro on the side.

  80. Stan
    July 12th, 2008 | 10:00
  81. vixNjoy
    July 12th, 2008 | 18:42

    .

    I do not understand this language. Any English SUBTITLE.srt for this ?

    .

  82. stoparalost
    July 15th, 2008 | 05:21

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  83. bullseye
    July 15th, 2008 | 13:35

    any English subs plz? – i got the french version (i h8 dubbed,i ‘d better watch it in french and understand nothing lol)

  84. yancp
    August 22nd, 2008 | 14:41
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