ASCII curtains for real scene lovers
If you really are a true geek and want to show that to everyone who visits your little pad, this unusual product is just for you. Dutch designer, Nienke Sybrandy, created the original model of ASCII curtains. If you look at them from bigger distance, you will see just a tree. However, upon closer inspection, you can clearly see all the design is made of ASCII characters, in the similar way scene groups create their NFOs. Nice & nerdy!
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Where can I buy these? :3
first..
That’s just sick. Must have taken ages
pretty cool idea! Doing something original is what being an artist is all about =)
I have ASCII underware
these curtains are cool too.
aXXo has the best one of them all
wow a design link on rlslog!
thats gotta be a first!
thanks for it though =)
Damn i think im gonna buy those for my pad as soon as i’m finished with my studies. Should be afordable for me then and the netherlands is not too far away form switzerland so shipping also shouldn’t be a problem.
What if an MPAA officer visit your house ?
@5 STFU aXXo sucks Donkey C0k, with his lame encodes and putting 3 hour movies on 1 cd.
@8
He will arrest you for being a nerd
@9
i’m just saying that his ASCII is the best out of all the release groups, scene or not scene.
@11 you must be either trolling or only have seen ONE SINGLE NFO in your entire life. Open your eyes and take a look at some of the incredible artwork that’s out there.
Wow… arguing over NFO ASCII images. I’d never thought i’d see the day.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. [Albert Einstein]
um…. my comment first time dint get posted… this is second.
damn cant type again
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That looks pretty cool. I’d buy one.
Try http://www.degraeve.com/img2txt.php
Tree design for curtains may be new, but using ASCII pics for curtains or in other furniture/decoration is at least over 15 years old! A friend had those is her house featuring puppies and kittens. Like I said, perhaps the idea of using trees in desings is new, but the idea is OLD.
A Stupid Dutchman, promoting his stupid photos of stupid subjects to draw atttention because he is to stupid to get it in the real world.
Is there an ASCII toilet to flush him?
@19 omfg you know of ascii on curtains but not tree design on curtains? you must be the biggest geek all times!
Btw, I think it’s very cool idea and that ascii tree design look nice for a wide curtain like that.
Why do I find this so funny?
http://www.nsybrandy.nl/html/ZTmV08Mok.html
How about this for the average ASCII nerd…
Deep ASCII is a full length conversion of the classic porno film Deep Throat, which amounts to 55 minutes of pure mute ascii porn.
http://www1.zkm.de/~wvdc/ascii/java/
Any ShareZilla or yaStorage links for Beauty & The Geek S05E02?
this will get the assist for you being over 40 and living in your mom’s basement and still a virgin
“Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
-Frank Zappa
@21 uraloser,
Yes, you are.
I just pointed out that unlike ReeGed said, the idea of ASCII art used for decoration is NOT either new or original. Only original thing with this is the design of the pictures used.
Now, if you have a problem with this, tought. Get over it.
i want i want i want!!!, but i want them as a pic of meeeeeeeee lol
Cool. I’m digging those. Anyone know whent the r5 will be released?
LOL
Hmmm maybe i’ll use a pair of curtains for my NFO instead of ASCII art Hmmmm patent pending!
This is like the biggest invention since we found out that we could put wheels on a suitcase. (Which we actually realized sometime after we had gone to the moon…)
Anyone know where to get them?
@27,DOH:
lol ok, i guess loads of people have done ascii curtains already…
This is just old news. I happen to have these curtains, had them for almost a month now and i have to admit i’m quite happy with them.
But that’s not to say that they have helpmed get get laid, which they haven’t. But still i think they pretty cool…
i ordered one with RlsLog design on them
I wanna wrap myself in them….naked.
@24:
Wow! F@ck DivX! The deep.throat class file is only 170mb… thats not bad for 55min. We should use that ‘codec’! At least for a CAM rip this should be enough… ; )
I wonder what they use internal… raw text or png images made from ascii art frames…
Holy sh_t dude! That 170mb deep.throat file is actually a text file! It has every frame as ascii art stored in it… I’m sure it compresses well…
btw: I think rlslog is alittle too conservative if it comes to curse words…
lmfao! not sure how many ppl. are obsessed with Ascii Art :~
Just saw this a set about designing my own curtains.
Downloaded this neat little app and thought I would share.
Very small file, scanned with nod32, no pass.
http://rapidshare.com/files/101058546/ASCII_Art_Generator_v3.2.2_setup.rar
@37 – Normally we get around 70% compression on ASCII. This would amount to a 51Mb compressed file. Indeed, not bad for 55 minutes of dated porn. At least we are spared from looking at those 70’s hairy apes in detail
. B.T.W. Deep Throat was recently publicly aired on television where I live… But hey, we are at least allowed to smoke cannabis here and I’ve seen better porn 
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Disgustingly pretentious with whor cough girls showing off the wares if they are the ones that sew i retract the above i guess.