Comments on: Alica Keys’ myspace website hacked

By: tucker

tucker — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:27:27 +0000

who the fuk is ‘Alica’ Keys?

By: kelvin jenneskens

kelvin jenneskens — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:13:53 +0000

SERIOSULY who cares about alicia keys or her lame music or her myspace…i mean yeah i have myspace and i like it but its not THAT amazing i mean wow my myspace got hacked…id be like oh well ill make a new one or change my password or just not use myspace anymore…if it was anyone besides alicia keys no one would care cause my myspace has been hacked like 3 times and it wasent announced nationally

By: bill gates

bill gates — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:44:04 +0000

another reason you shouldn’t use windoze

By: JOHN CENA

JOHN CENA — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:15:54 +0000

#33 you mates gf cant do nothing. hate to tell you this but she is a completely useless pawn just like your mate and you are. srsly your mates gf aint hackin s**t only thing she is capable of is boner suckin.

By: Serves Her Right

Serves Her Right — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:36:46 +0000

thats what you get for being a muff-diver. this woman is a complete carpet muncher so i think her myspace deserves to be hacked…thats what you get for being a stupid african american muff-diver…just look at her – she looks so lesbian i cant describe it. her iq is very low.

By: Merry Go Round

Merry Go Round — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:58:42 +0000

To keep the comments on a civil and serious tone, only the following “fun” nicknames will be considered acceptable when referencing our black brothers and sisters:

Africoon

Alligator bait

Ape

Colored

Coon

Darky

Gollywogg

Inkface

Jigaboo

Monkey

Nig-nog

Porch monkey

Sooty

Spook

Tar baby

All other terminology will be considered vulgar and derogatory.

By: Lucid Harmony

Lucid Harmony — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:45:58 +0000

MySpace is for prepubescent girls, anyone who uses it is A) one of said girls or B) one who wants to screw said girls.

By: joshuaMH1

joshuaMH1 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:57:32 +0000

Mr. X, I think it’s the other way around.

By: erok713

erok713 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:45:31 +0000

I like myspace. It’s a nice way to meet slutty girls.

By: Val

Val — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:03:29 +0000

WHO…

..CARES!?

By: SpAnKy

SpAnKy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:55:55 +0000

rofl hacked…wouldnt be surprised if it was my mate’s gf who always hacks myspace for the fun of it

By: yahh

yahh — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:41:18 +0000

i cant sing but i can produce quality dance music. more than i can say for this tuneless cow.

By: Outsidemywindow

Outsidemywindow — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:12:30 +0000

Stupidest article of the year contender.

By: worldsocialism.org

worldsocialism.org — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:00:12 +0000

@18

HI! How are you? Why don’t you have a seat right over there…My name is Chris Hansen.

By: Dad

Dad — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:06:06 +0000

@26 would love to hear you sing, if your racist mouth can.