Uhh…I’m thinking I should say something.
McCain-Obama 08!

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Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that wa s the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond, and whine and cry about the above before forwarding it along with a pro-Obama message.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

And there you have it.

Let your next action reveal your true self.

you are a stupid, ignorant and arrogant pr!ick

we are all so proud of you and your family for doing so well in life, but you absolutley DO NOT understand the concept of ‘health care for all’, especially when you think the systems (which work 100x better than yours in the US) in for example Canada or the UK are “a lifetime of hand outs”
You are an elitist moron with a sad outlook on life.

p.s. when they say ‘16 weeks waiting time’ in the UK that is NOT for a simple visit to the Doctor you twit.

In Canada we do get taxed on our health care and that is perfectly fine with me. Why shouldn’t we all have some coverage? You conservative Americans only look out for yourself. I am more than happy to pay my taxes and help someone in need of health care, even if I don’t use it myself. At least I know when I am 80 and without an income, I have health care. Ask some of the European countries they seems perfectly content. I don’t live in one of the best cities in the world for no reason….

And don’t get me started on your gun control… The right to bear arms my ass. the US has such a high homicide rate for a reason… GUNS. Please do the world a favour and stop producing all the guns that end up illegally in to my country and others.

I truly hope that OBAMA gets elected to be the president of the United States and I believe a lot of people around the world is hoping for that too. And the sad thing is, we don’t even live in your country… !

Your being played, Irans President Ahmadinejad also did NOT say he wanted too see Israel wiped off the map.
He said he wanted to see the Palestinian/Israeli conflict erased from the map of human history.
Again, Fox edited it to make you their dumb prisoner.

As for free-health care, the rich of Europe realised a long time ago that workers get sick. If they die in numbers, you lose your workforce. Ergo> throw ‘em some free health care. They’ll love you for it, and keep working!

OBAMA in 2008!
lesser of 2 evils.

McCain & Palin??? seriously???!!